Walter Mazzarri - Ex Manager

Cartoon representation of Walter:


michelangelo 7.5
Benny. 9.5
CI (?). 6.0
lambard ? 5.0

And the winner is .......... drum roll, 20 second delay ...

BENNY ...

Benny wins hands down, although special mention to CI for including the gum chewing side kick.

 

1. "The referee was blind, the team was unlucky and we were denied a penalty"
2. "Mazzarri: My future? I will decide at the end of the season"
3. "Mazzarri: I hear the birds are tweeting! Frustalupi: That's not the birds, that's the fans booing and whistling!"
4. "Mazzarri's changes: "The last two, I swear!".

 

This is what I think will happen, with Walter still at the helm. His season's worth of Premier League experience will (ideally) have given him more of an idea as to how to approach each game, and presumably we will recruit accordingly.

 

Do you go or don't you? Fess up. Man up. Whatever ...

 

This is a superb initiative from Robert Peel. But the last thing we need is anything that Gino or Walter would understand. So please step forward Urdu, Hindi, Swahili and Kosian click language speakers. Then we could stick up a big banner with 'Eff off Walter you ****' on it and get away with it entirely!

 

I love the Italian spelling of Buuu! Not just two o's but 3 u's! I'm going to Buuu with an italian accent next time we lose at home.....

 

Having a w.nk looks promising ...

 

I have been going since I was 5 and I am 42 now,my dad has been going since the 1950s and his dad since 1880s I have nothing to prove But our fan base is a joke most sit there like ***** every home game and most clubs take the **** out of our fans and I can see why,non league teams sing more than our home fans.In life if people believe and love something they should show it and act on it.Our home support is embarrassing considering how far we have come and people sit there all game like it don't mean a toss to them.

 

I'm very angry CB. At times I get close to flouncing...

 

When Mazzarri gets given the Glengarry leads, we ll start playing well.

Always Be Closing...down the opposition.

 

I see HB1 is still banging the lucky drum, now with wonder saves thrown in.

 

Bit like the players.

 

There are a few people on here who think everyone should be like them. I go to a football match to be entertained - not to be the entertainer. I can't and don't sing (well very rarely). WFC are just as happy to have my money as anyone else's and I have as much right to support in the way I want as the "noisy" people do.

 

you're 42?? I assumed from your posts you were 18 or 19 tops.

Grow up, mate.

 

Brilliant, had me going - I was starting to believe you were real. The artfully bad punctuation, flaky spelling - not meridensi stupid, more plausible. Well done. Is your grandad still alive? If he started going in 1885 when he was 5, he'd be, let's see, 137. And when your dear old pa started going in 1950, grandpa was 70? Did he start the family a little late in life? Did you ever get to meet gramps? He must have been 95 when you popped out, swaddled in yellow no doubt.

 

My grandfather died in 1992 he started going at the end of the 1880s and my dad is mid 70s,so work it out again.Why are you so interested have you got nothing better to do with your sad life.

 

My sums work. Your grandad was 110 when he died and had your dad at 60 or thereabouts. Yes?

 

which of these is your grandfather then? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_supercentenarians

As only 2 on the list died in 1992, he must be either Ethel or Rosa.

Did he also hold the record for Britain's oldest tranny then? To go alongside his record for having Britain's thickest grandson.

 

Those aren't really your achievements though, are they?

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think someone just got served.

 

Brilliant.

 

Started chucking at the first line, moved to loud laughter at the word 'tranny' and then almost fell of my chair at the last line.

Kudos to you sir, kudos.

 

I tell you what let's all meet up at Palace off one of the side roads near the ground so we can have a nice face to face chat.

 

:jumping1:

 

:jumping1:

 

Or, in his case, Lector points.

 

There's nowhere around the ground to sit down bar a pocket-sized Sainsbury's café. Better to go into Croydon beforehand where there's a Starbucks.

 

Fair comment.Don't think there is anything wrong with a fan like that.

There are also fans out there who don't do the singing, the encouagement, and pay for their season tickets, and the only time you hear them say anythin, it's whingeing.

Fans they may consider themselves to be, but how can anyone call them a supporter?

Paying for a season ticket gives them the right to sit and comment on the game however they wish, and good luck to them. But Fans/supporters they ain't.

 

I do.

I dislike losing more than I like winning.

I love the fact we have a proper ground now,are in the PL and have a great owner.

I would like us to be more entertaining,pass the ball and play teams off the pitch. However if we stay up,improve our weaknesses and attract better players I can take the short term pain.

 

You're 42, mate.

 

I could hardly **** straight with fear. he was a man with 3/4 of
an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to
offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And
this one's a decided imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more
masculine than that and you'd have to live up a tree. [he reads
the grafitti] 'I **** arses', Who ****s arses? [aloud] Maybe he
****s arses. [to himself again] Maybe he's written this in some
moment of drunken sincerity. I'm in considerable danger in here.
I must get out of here at once.

 

Perhaps you should vent some of that anger at the tactics, formations and coach's motivational abilities.

Unless you sit there happily clapping everything Mazzarri does.