Walter Mazzarri - Ex Manager

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by wfcmoog, Jan 1, 2017.

  1. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Cartoon representation of Walter:


    michelangelo 7.5
    Benny. 9.5
    CI (?). 6.0
    lambard ? 5.0

    And the winner is .......... drum roll, 20 second delay ...

    BENNY ...

    Benny wins hands down, although special mention to CI for including the gum chewing side kick.
     
  2. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    1. "The referee was blind, the team was unlucky and we were denied a penalty"
    2. "Mazzarri: My future? I will decide at the end of the season"
    3. "Mazzarri: I hear the birds are tweeting! Frustalupi: That's not the birds, that's the fans booing and whistling!"
    4. "Mazzarri's changes: "The last two, I swear!".
     
  3. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    This is what I think will happen, with Walter still at the helm. His season's worth of Premier League experience will (ideally) have given him more of an idea as to how to approach each game, and presumably we will recruit accordingly.
     
  4. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Do you go or don't you? Fess up. Man up. Whatever ...
     
  5. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    This is a superb initiative from Robert Peel. But the last thing we need is anything that Gino or Walter would understand. So please step forward Urdu, Hindi, Swahili and Kosian click language speakers. Then we could stick up a big banner with 'Eff off Walter you ****' on it and get away with it entirely!

     
  6. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    I love the Italian spelling of Buuu! Not just two o's but 3 u's! I'm going to Buuu with an italian accent next time we lose at home.....
     
  7. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Having a w.nk looks promising ...
     
  8. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

  9. highgrade

    highgrade Reservist

    I have been going since I was 5 and I am 42 now,my dad has been going since the 1950s and his dad since 1880s I have nothing to prove But our fan base is a joke most sit there like ***** every home game and most clubs take the **** out of our fans and I can see why,non league teams sing more than our home fans.In life if people believe and love something they should show it and act on it.Our home support is embarrassing considering how far we have come and people sit there all game like it don't mean a toss to them.
     
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2017
  10. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    I'm very angry CB. At times I get close to flouncing...
     
  11. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    When Mazzarri gets given the Glengarry leads, we ll start playing well.

    Always Be Closing...down the opposition.
     
  12. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist

    I see HB1 is still banging the lucky drum, now with wonder saves thrown in.
     
  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Bit like the players.
     
  14. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    There are a few people on here who think everyone should be like them. I go to a football match to be entertained - not to be the entertainer. I can't and don't sing (well very rarely). WFC are just as happy to have my money as anyone else's and I have as much right to support in the way I want as the "noisy" people do.
     
  15. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    you're 42?? I assumed from your posts you were 18 or 19 tops.

    Grow up, mate.
     


  16. Brilliant, had me going - I was starting to believe you were real. The artfully bad punctuation, flaky spelling - not meridensi stupid, more plausible. Well done. Is your grandad still alive? If he started going in 1885 when he was 5, he'd be, let's see, 137. And when your dear old pa started going in 1950, grandpa was 70? Did he start the family a little late in life? Did you ever get to meet gramps? He must have been 95 when you popped out, swaddled in yellow no doubt.
     
  17. highgrade

    highgrade Reservist

    My grandfather died in 1992 he started going at the end of the 1880s and my dad is mid 70s,so work it out again.Why are you so interested have you got nothing better to do with your sad life.
     
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2017
  18. My sums work. Your grandad was 110 when he died and had your dad at 60 or thereabouts. Yes?
     
  19. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    which of these is your grandfather then? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_supercentenarians

    As only 2 on the list died in 1992, he must be either Ethel or Rosa.

    Did he also hold the record for Britain's oldest tranny then? To go alongside his record for having Britain's thickest grandson.
     
  20. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    Those aren't really your achievements though, are they?
     
  21. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I think someone just got served.
     

  22. Brilliant.
     
  23. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Started chucking at the first line, moved to loud laughter at the word 'tranny' and then almost fell of my chair at the last line.

    Kudos to you sir, kudos.
     
  24. highgrade

    highgrade Reservist

    I tell you what let's all meet up at Palace off one of the side roads near the ground so we can have a nice face to face chat.
     
  25. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    :jumping1:
     
  26. :jumping1:
     
  27. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Maybe in the Sainsbury's café before the game...

    Don't forget your Nector points..
     
  28. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Or, in his case, Lector points.
     
  29. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    There's nowhere around the ground to sit down bar a pocket-sized Sainsbury's café. Better to go into Croydon beforehand where there's a Starbucks.
     
  30. Fair comment.Don't think there is anything wrong with a fan like that.

    There are also fans out there who don't do the singing, the encouagement, and pay for their season tickets, and the only time you hear them say anythin, it's whingeing.

    Fans they may consider themselves to be, but how can anyone call them a supporter?

    Paying for a season ticket gives them the right to sit and comment on the game however they wish, and good luck to them. But Fans/supporters they ain't.
     
  31. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    This strange zeitgeist.

    For years we wanted a 4 sided ground, stable owners who want to invest, promotion to the premier league and the ability to stay there.

    Yet we have this all but it seems empty, a pyrrhic victory almost?

    Some blame themselves getting old and football getting commercial for their loss of love for the game.
    For others it is an acceptance of what it means to not be a top 6 club in the premier league.
    Still others yearn for the days of the championship.

    I don't have an answer
     
  32. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I do.

    I dislike losing more than I like winning.

    I love the fact we have a proper ground now,are in the PL and have a great owner.

    I would like us to be more entertaining,pass the ball and play teams off the pitch. However if we stay up,improve our weaknesses and attract better players I can take the short term pain.
     
  33. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    You're 42, mate.
     
  34. I could hardly **** straight with fear. he was a man with 3/4 of
    an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to
    offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And
    this one's a decided imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more
    masculine than that and you'd have to live up a tree. [he reads
    the grafitti] 'I **** arses', Who ****s arses? [aloud] Maybe he
    ****s arses. [to himself again] Maybe he's written this in some
    moment of drunken sincerity. I'm in considerable danger in here.
    I must get out of here at once.
     
  35. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Perhaps you should vent some of that anger at the tactics, formations and coach's motivational abilities.

    Unless you sit there happily clapping everything Mazzarri does.
     

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