Repetitive forum jokes

Maybe we just need funnier jokes.

Unfortunately I don't have any.

 

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Jokes will follow a bell curve distribution, with wry smile at the centre point.

 

Was it? How old, as he would've been born in about 1881.

 

Still can't understand why we never signed Harry Kewell.

 

Wages.....

 

You are right some of these jokes have really been scraping the cracker barrel

 

Never heard of him.

 

By that stage of his career he was getting feta and feta.

 

I'm still struggling to see how this fits in this section? Sort it out modz

 

Shouldnt thst be a Babybell curve?

 

And what is at each end? A loud guffaw at one and tumbleweed at the other?

 

The bell end, I suppose.

 

Join my World Cup non cheese related dream team.

 

Decisive Mod action. Very strong.

 

The jokes are ok, its the people that take things far too seriously and start throwing insults around that do my nut in you *******.

 

Surely that's modz-erella?

 

We haven’t done our favourite cheese related hits yet. I always liked Steeleye Span’s version of Gouda-te.

 

And Englebert’s ‘Cheese release me’.

 

Maybe there is a cheese related song you like?

 

EJ's "Philadelphia Freedom" must be up there
Isley Bros - summer Bries
wet wet wet - Gouda night girl
Queen - Cheshire heart attack
Gary Moore - Parmesan walkways

plus of course anything by Mozarella Fitzgerald.

 

Top work.

 

It beats reading and signing Barclays corporate banking applications forms !
ps
Queen - Feta bottomed girls

 

Who can forget the Lionel Richie classic:

Halloumi you’re looking for.

Actually, on second thoughts let’s please forget it.

 

The Cheddar I Try - Brother Beyond
Leicester Together - Al Green
There Is Nothing like Edam - Rogers and Hammerstein
Where did Manchego - The Supremes
Monterey Jack - Ray Charles
Let's get roquefort - Def Leppard

 

The Who 'You cheddar, you cheddar, you bet'.

 

Pepper Jack - Keith West (Excerpt from a Teenage Opera)

 

Port Salut - Little Mix

 

Def Leppard? Has to be 'Boursin sugar on me'.

 

Danablu - Eiffel 65

 

Fossil.

 

Port Salut? Wasn't that Abba's Eurovision winner?

 

Dolcelatte - The Human League

 

By an amazing coincidence, Heurelho Gomes' favourite cheese.