Repetitive forum jokes

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Pob, Jun 10, 2018.

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What is your view of the repetitive clique jokes on this forum?

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  1. Supertommymooney

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    Maybe we just need funnier jokes.

    Unfortunately I don't have any.
     
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    Jokes will follow a bell curve distribution, with wry smile at the centre point.
     
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    Was it? How old, as he would've been born in about 1881.
     
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    Still can't understand why we never signed Harry Kewell.
     
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    You are right some of these jokes have really been scraping the cracker barrel
     
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    Never heard of him.
     
  9. The undeniable truth

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    By that stage of his career he was getting feta and feta.
     
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    I'm still struggling to see how this fits in this section? Sort it out modz
     
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    Shouldnt thst be a Babybell curve?
     
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    And what is at each end? A loud guffaw at one and tumbleweed at the other?
     
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    The bell end, I suppose.
     
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    Join my World Cup non cheese related dream team.
    Screenshot_20180614-073544.png
     
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    Decisive Mod action. Very strong.
     
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    The jokes are ok, its the people that take things far too seriously and start throwing insults around that do my nut in you *******.
     
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    Surely that's modz-erella?
     
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    We haven’t done our favourite cheese related hits yet. I always liked Steeleye Span’s version of Gouda-te.
     
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    And Englebert’s ‘Cheese release me’.
     
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    Maybe there is a cheese related song you like?
     
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    EJ's "Philadelphia Freedom" must be up there
    Isley Bros - summer Bries
    wet wet wet - Gouda night girl
    Queen - Cheshire heart attack
    Gary Moore - Parmesan walkways

    plus of course anything by Mozarella Fitzgerald.
     
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    Top work.
     
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    It beats reading and signing Barclays corporate banking applications forms !
    ps
    Queen - Feta bottomed girls
     
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    Who can forget the Lionel Richie classic:

    Halloumi you’re looking for.

    Actually, on second thoughts let’s please forget it.
     
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    The Cheddar I Try - Brother Beyond
    Leicester Together - Al Green
    There Is Nothing like Edam - Rogers and Hammerstein
    Where did Manchego - The Supremes
    Monterey Jack - Ray Charles
    Let's get roquefort - Def Leppard
     
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    The Who 'You cheddar, you cheddar, you bet'.
     
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    Pepper Jack - Keith West (Excerpt from a Teenage Opera)
     
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    Port Salut - Little Mix
     
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    Def Leppard? Has to be 'Boursin sugar on me'.
     
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    Danablu - Eiffel 65
     
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    Fossil.
     
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    Port Salut? Wasn't that Abba's Eurovision winner?
     
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    Dolcelatte - The Human League
     
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    By an amazing coincidence, Heurelho Gomes' favourite cheese.
     
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