Zaha

Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by Beekayess, Feb 8, 2018.

  1. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    He's out for a month having injured his knee.

    I assume he was training and didn't notice that there wasn't any water in the pool.
     
  2. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Mr IBB has assumed the persona of John Laurie/Private Fraser,constantly uttering 'we're doomed,we're doomed'.
     
  3. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    I hope he's right.
     
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  4. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    He's one of the most unlikable footballers I've ever had the mis-pleasure to watch. An utter cheat for 90 minutes of every game. He's an embarrassment of a player and represents everything that is wrong with modern football. I don't wish anyone an injury but if I never have to watch him cheat again I'll be happier for it.
     
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  5. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    I agree - sort of. I detest his inability to stay on his feet. And his irritating moaning. And the fact that he's (almost single-handedly) been the cause of us failing to beat Palarse very often recently.

    I've said before and I'll say it again - he's been the best player on the pitch in recent games between our clubs (by a long way) and I despise him.

    But I'd have loved it if he'd played for us.
     
  6. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Gave one of the best individual performances I’ve seen the the KP this season.

    Is also a ******* and cheat of the highest order.

    He IS Crystal Palace, basically.
     
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Filbert, I enjoy the thoughts you share with us.

    But shouldn’t you now call yourself King Power?

    Like a top quartile super hero.
     
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  8. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I like it. It’s a **** stadium name but a decent internet pseudonym.
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    King Prawn more like
     
  10. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Amazing that last time Palace won without Zaha was September 2016
     
  11. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    Wow. That is astonishing.
     
  12. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Especially as KP is (was?) a mortal enemy of Jug Ears’ ‘favourite’ comestible...
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Exactly.

    KP nuts, crisps & other savouries, were originally much bigger than Walkers, being then part of United Biscuits.

    The latter was for quite some time a regional brand.

    Following its acquisition by PepsiCo, Walkers was aggressively rolled out, latterly under the supervision of one Martin Glenn.

    Glenners handpicked Jug Ears to front the ads, a condition which has sadly persisted to the current day.

    How convenient, then, that when he had run out of tarmac in industry, Glenn was able to call in favours with large eared friends in high places.

    Teflon coating is essential for climbing the greasy pole in big American combines & this space age veneer is certainly standing Glenners in decent stead now during his mildly disastrous tenure at the FA.
     
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  14. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Quite. Dealt extensively with Walkers/ PepsiCo in a past existence - not a pleasant experience.
     
  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    A story like that gets you right behind the National Team. COME ON ENGLAND!
     

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