young iraqi lad signs for liverpool

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by WoodyWfc, May 19, 2007.

  1. WoodyWfc

    WoodyWfc Squad Player

    you might not like this, bad language.... my dad just sent me it.

    A young iraqi lad signs a pro contract for liverpool Fc, he scores a hatrick on his debut,and gets carried off shoulder high......he rings home all excited 2 tell his mum the good news & asks how the family are


    ....... 'how are we?' says his mum.

    the house has been bombed, your dads been shot, your sisters been raped & and ive been robbed and mugged at gunpoint.:rant:





    why the feck did u bring us to liverpool?

    :]] :]]

    made me laugh!
     
  2. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    Pretty Old, still good though
     
  3. replace Iraqi with Kosovan and Liverpool with Leeds and that was the version i've heard
     
  4. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    i heard bosnian and luton years ago!
     

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