you might not like this, bad language.... my dad just sent me it. A young iraqi lad signs a pro contract for liverpool Fc, he scores a hatrick on his debut,and gets carried off shoulder high......he rings home all excited 2 tell his mum the good news & asks how the family are ....... 'how are we?' says his mum. the house has been bombed, your dads been shot, your sisters been raped & and ive been robbed and mugged at gunpoint.:rant: why the feck did u bring us to liverpool? :]] :]] made me laugh!