You sexist b@stards

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by PhilippineOrn, Mar 13, 2015.

  1. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Sexism.

    I found out this morning, much to my chagrin, I am sexist.

    This is what happened. My son had a bowl of Kellog's Frosties for breakfast. I don't usually eat breakfast let alone cereal but this morning I did with him. When I was young I used to read the cereal box while I was eating my cereals. This morning I did just the same. Here is a bit of what I read:


    Nutrition at a Glance

    Guideline Daily Amounts, or GDAs are a simple way to learn more about the amounts of calories and nutrients recommended to be eaten every day. The counter shows you what's in a serve of Kellog's cereal and the percentage (%) it contributes to your daily diet. The figures are based on an adult woman's diet of 2000 calories a day.

    So while I was mind numbingly munching on some Kellog's Frosties and equally numbingly reading the side of the box I sat up with a jolt (ok no I didn't really I was just a bit surprised) to see an adult woman's intake rather than a man's.

    My point is why was I so surprised? I so know I am not sexist...I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body ffs... so why the shock horror at seeing a woman's calorific intake.



    Further to this I happened upon this article that proves Disney is also sexist:

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    The faces of 16 leading male characters in Disney films. Pretty diverse right?

    This is their face shape in pencil form

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    Now....look at leading Disney female characters

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    and their facial outline (all round faces and tiny button noses)

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    There is not a Disney film I haven't in some way melted towards the lead female character but now I know I have been well and truly outed as a sexist.
     
  2. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Don't worry, I've been told I was a racist today. It's fine, I went out and bought a bag of jelly babies and ate them all, including the black ones. I treat everyone equally.
     
  3. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    I got told I support "white genocide" the other day - whatever that is.
     
  4. rochdale away

    rochdale away Reservist

    Fear not PO, I suspect all blokes are closet sexists, all women too. All heteros closet homophobes. We are all racists and I expect most Jews are slt anti Semites.....it's the way of the world. I certainly tick all of the above boxes to a degree, just keep it to myself(until now)
     
  5. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    You're a racist? If not, you really shouldn't joke about it.
     

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