X Factor Final

Who's gonna win?
Can we have a shoutbox?
Will Tulisa do the decent thing and hide away her horrible boobs?

 

I think you both need to locate your testicles.

 

Maybe they'd be more at ease locating each others testicles?

 

Seconded, please reattach your testicles

 

I was hoping the title was going to be extended to "X Factor Final ever show" meaning it'll end. However, I saw it was 2 sexually confused humans talking about a fixed TV show starring Chavs who think they can sing. Bo11ocks.

 

Rylan was voted out a few weeks ago and union j went last week (although please dont worry as they will defo pick up a contract as a group and will be the next big thing).

The final is between james Arthur (middlesborough fan)
Jarmehene douglas
Christopher Maloney from Liverpool

Personally i hope that James wins as he seems to be the most original and unfortunatly for Christopher his hardluck story isnt as good as Jarmehene's.

Problem is im working and so i will miss it.

 

*empty*

 

Are you the type of people that won't walk on 3 consecutive manhole covers because "it's bad luck"?

 

One word for missing it , and it isnt `problem` !

 

closet gay

 

Tis indeed a democracy which is what allows me to respond (with tongue in cheek of course)

 

It looks like this thread has managed to find the last two people in the country who are actually still watching the X Factor.

 

People still watch x factor?

 

I love it.

 

If only we were all as manly as you...

 

Tulisa has just bought a 5 Million pound house in Brookmans Park.

 

Apparently Tulisas new album has been a bit of a flop. Maybe she tried suucking it off?

 

If some people are so uncomfortable with their sexuality that this thread intimidates them, then that's fine.

For me, I can't believe that Ella isn't in the final. Gary was going on about how Rylan was ruining things for the "good" singers, and yet his own act, Karaoke Kris, is now in the final at the expense of genuinely talented Ella and the next big boy band, Union J.

I watch it. Yes. Anyone who has a problem with that is a paedophile.

 

Sure it's not something else in your cheek?

I bet you do.

 

Talentless? You've obviously not been on the receiving end of one of her two hand/one mouth specials.

 

And insulting. If I or you were gay, I feel quite confident in predicting we'd be flamingly open about it. I'm pretty open about being gay now, and I'm straight. So there.

 

They were probably moaning about how she's brought local house prices crashing down.

 

*shivers*

Feels like the Brighton forums...

 

X Factor Final is a poor line up this year, seems like the show has gone full circle back to the first winner, Steve whatever his name is, this prophecy will be met when Chris Maloney wins.