As much as I love my beautiful wife, she has the annoying habit of watching X factor which I hate with a passion. Unfortunately I saw the end of it yesterday and much to my amusement the winner was one j.arthur. Now forgive me for being childish and I'm guessing we all know what j.arthur is in cockney, but come on.......surely this is the ultimate **** take! p.s. where do they find those baying babboons in the audience?
Be careful, you will be branded a lightweight or a gay for discussing this. every married man knows it is about give and take, you pretend interest in such shows whilst she watches, you can be sitting reading the paper or in the other room saying "uhuh" occasionally and it plays dividends. she is constantly comparing you with her female frienemies' partners and to say you even show the slightest interest wins for her and that'll win for you. from glancing at the tv on Saturday the 3 finalist all looked like 5 star ****s: a complete twunt trendy squinty who won, a dwarf posh boy from Swindon and a scouser
Is Ian Dowie one of the judges? All i know about the x-factor I am afraid is Tulisa's xxx-factor video. I watched the dancing though with the wife, I like that.
