1. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    So here I was sitting outside the cafe across from my gaff and this pretty lady (just 2 feet away)'s dress catches the wind and is blown up round her ears .... 5, 10 seconds maybe more ... How fantastic was that?

    AND she apologised!



    PS. black with lots of little pink and white flowers before you ask
     
  2. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I thought you were going to say she had gone commando :naughty:
     
  3. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    a little mystery is always a good thing
     
  4. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Love the summer when its warmish.
     
  5. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Useless thread without pictures.
     
  6. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    You sure it wasn't My Little Pony?
     
  7. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Result.

    I spent yesterday afternoon at a work function with an open bar and an organized volleyball tournament. Sand courts, minimum two female players per side.

    A good afternoon, all told.
     
  8. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    Mid 20's ish, way out of my range but I can dream ... she was red faced but she laughed and if I was 20yrs younger (and single) there'd be no contest.
     
  9. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Zero man points for failing to provide any footage. ;)
     
  10. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    That would make me a voyeur wouldn't it? ... and besides, she forgot to warn me the b!tch
     
  11. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    nah! its only voyeurism if you do it sneakily. if you were blatently obvious then its fine.
     
  12. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    Lol, reminds me of when I was a lad sat drinking outside our Douglas seafront local ... whenever a miniskirt got within 20 yards my mate Brendan would lie on the pavement staring upwards. It always got a giggle from the girls as they skirted around ... I suppose nowadays you'd get arrested.

    btw Brendan was a bit of a f@nny-magnet ... not all of the girls did skirt around and he's got the notches on the bedpost to prove it.
     
  13. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    It's interesting you'd say this Godfather...

    We've had a brand new Sainsbury's open up in our town centre this week - it's huge, the entire shopping complex (which includes a Nando's!!!!!!!!!!!!) is really impressive.

    What's more impressive is the zig-zag escalator. Whenever you look up you see the above escalator, which is positioned at a nice angle to see up every skirt/dress that goes by... it's brilliant. So much so, I'm going to quit my job and apply for a job there.
     
  14. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Living up to your username I see. ;)
     
  15. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    It gets worse, trust me...
     
  16. simms

    simms vBookie

    Nice to see feminism has come so far...
     
  17. Shakespearo

    Shakespearo Reservist

    Where is this Sainsbury's, may we ask?
     
  18. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Bicester.
     
  19. Shakespearo

    Shakespearo Reservist

    Bicester in Oxfordshire?
     
  20. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Indeed - I assume you're familiar?
     

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