Would you rather ?

Fight 10 Duck sized horses? Or alternatively 1 Horse sized duck?

Thoughts welcome

 

The 10 horses.

A horse sized beak is as good as being pecked by a rather large sphere.

I'd fancy my chances against the mini horses.

 

Good answer Vic , i tend to think that way as well , but on the other hand if the 10 duck sized horses were organised , they could present some difficult tactical problems to deal with ? as well as looking farking horrific

 

saying that , a horse sized duck , does sound quite daunting as well

 

I agree with TheVic, a horse sized duck is indeed a scary prospect. The duck sized horses however could be disposed of with a couple of stamps. If they worked together, they could pose a problem, but I'd still fancy my chances rather than the massive duck.

 

what happens if the duck sized horses were actually swan sized horses , they are well handy

 

Both at the same time?

 

can you manage it ?

 

Just bring it , the plan is to get them to turn on each other.

 

good plan , and likely , given the historic hatred between the two species

 

I'm well ard so it dont matter to me, i'd take 'em all if i 'ad to.

 

Your lot eat swans anyway.

 

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What were the other questions?

 

10 duck sized horses by the way...

 

Nas , would you rather have all legs or all arms ?

 

Does this include Hands and feet?

 

Definitely arms.

 

yes , were talking standard issue arms and legs complete with all attachements, does that help your desicion ?

 

were talking in relation to beating up 10 duck sized horses moog , you may want to reconsider back to legs ?

 

Arms please.

 

Horses cr@p at least 15 times a minute. After a while you would just be slipping over in all the tiny horse shytes.

Also, 10 duck size horses would need 10 duck size jockeys, and jockeys carry all sorts of diseases which they would transfer to you when they bite your big toe.

 

Serious thoughts there potguy , and taken on board , cheers

 

Definitely not. with 4 hands you can have 2 for grabbing and blocking and two for striking. You'd need this for the 10 duck sized horses as they attack,

 

10 duck sized horses anyday, normally its 100, in which case i'd choose the horse sized duck

 

i was think of it like this...fight a horse size duck....break him like a wild horse...you then have a giant duck at your disposal. nifty for speedy amphibious transport and any other situation having a giant duck could spice up. however the cost of looking after a giant duck could be costly while 10 horse/duck things may prove just as costly.however the breaking of 10 duck sized horses could prove a much more profitable selling piece. while simply easier than a giant duck, it has future prospects. especially if male and female horses are among the selected 10, minus possible losses in the initial fray, giving a chance to produce a fine breeding line of real life my little ponys to all the spoilt children of the world.

its been a long day :yawn1:

 

Are we allowed weapons?

 

you bunch of w*nkers. but i'd definitely have arms aswell

 

A question that has often kept me up at night is "what is the most ferocious animal I could beat up?". Obviously a bear or a lion are way beyond my means. But I fancy my chances of giving an ocelot or a tasmanian devil a good shoeing

 

Hmm, one of the smaller big cats? A cheetah or possibly a jaguar.

 

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What damage could a duck sized horse do? Unless it knocked you over and stampeded over you?

A couple of swinging kicks and they'd all go flying surely? Definitely take my chances against the duck sized horses.

 

Yeah. I'd say, if anything, being duck sized horses is a disadvantage. 10 duck sized ducks would be worse, with all the beaks pecking, wings beating and feet flying at you from all angles and heights.

 

With 10 duck sized ducks, you're going to need a lot of pancakes and plum sauce though. At least with one horse sized duck you could have one massive pancake.

 

What kind of duck?

 

Good point. Could be a Bombay duck.