Would you? part 4

In order of preference; 1 being the most preferable

1) Step bare footed onto an upturned 3 point plug

2) Trap your finger in a slammed door

3) Step bare footed into a group of stinging nettles

4) Passionately kiss your Mother in Law. Tounges.

 

I often dream about the day I am able to smash my mother in law all over her living room while the missus is in the toilet or something.

Pretty sure I can do it in two minutes flat.

 

I did once bump into the bedroom door bare footed and break my toe.

 

Can tell its close season

 

1. Finger into door

2. Nettles.

3. Plug

4. MiL.

 

1. Nettle stings are said to be therapeutic
2. If tantrics can walk on hot coals then upturned plugs must be a cinch.
3. finger in door ... ouch! but the throbbing afterwards is curiously interesting.
10. MIL's been dead for 10 years but she hated me anyway... if I did she'd have to take her teeth out first

 

Nettles any day. Assuming 1 foot. Especially this time of year

 

3,4,1 and 2.

 

Mother in law.

 

Three-forked plug. If I knew I had to step on it then I'd be able to control how hard I pressed down on it.

 

1) Rather than just kiss the mother-in-law id ruin her
2)Stinging Nettles
3)Plug
4)trapped finger

 

What about if you undressed the mother in law and she was wearing this particular bra? You're not allowed to remove throughout said intercourse. Bert & Ernie must watch you for the duration of the event.

 

Nettles won't sting the bottom of your foot just as they wont sting the palm of your hand.

 

1) Mother in law (girlfriends mum, well worth a go)
2) Nettles
3) Plugs
4) Finger

 

#lad.