Worst Song Ever?

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Indeed a truly, truly awful song in every way, but what does it have to do with football?

 

You owe me 3 minutes 48 seconds of my life.

 

She's 13, yet her friends can drive?

 

Sorry, if you were around in the 90's there were some classics! Never thought you could murder a Muppets song!

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Then there is this masterpiece!

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That Shampoo song is class.

 

Vengaboys?

 

They are classic!

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Though this is a better Boom, Boom Boom!

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I remember that "ma na ma na" song. It makes the Spice Girls look quality - it's that bad.

 

got 1 minute 29 in and decided id rather do anything else thn carry on listening!

 

I thought "My Jeans" was quite catchy.

Although, looking at the ugly kid singing it, I'm glad it's not called "My Genes" as her family line should end with her.

 

I kind of feel sorry for these kids. With just mental, rich parents, in this day and age, making a fool of yourself in front of millions of people has never been so easy.

 

Yeah. My heart bleeds for them. With their lives of privilege, insulated from reality by their parent's billions, indulging their every whim and dream, never having to do a day's real work for the rest of their lives.

Some people just get **** on from all angles.

 

Apparently that Friday song is dashing up the itunes chart.

 

Over 20 million youtube views! I did have it in my head for an hour after hearing it, I'm not sure if that means I like it?! :doom:

 

This came up in the pub last night.

Safe to say, we all agreed our ears were bleeding after about 30 seconds.

Remember the old shampoo song, classically bad.

 

Much prefer this verison better:

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Haha, I love that.

Check this out.
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That lip reading one is actually quite awesome. 10/10

 

I remember when she played at the Harlequin Centre , I had a good boogie woogie along with her.

Thats when I was known for my Disco moves.

 

That sounds very much like something Carlos Fandano would say eh! Birdy

 

She can't sing. The video is awful. It's a pile of commercialised crap. The lyrics are so sensationally basic it's unreal. The auto-tune they've obviously used on her doesn't work at all. It's probably the worst song in the history of time. Apart from that it's alright.

 

I actually prefer it to Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Bieber and other pop **** out there right now.

At least this girl is 13 and making a record/video on a $2k budget, which is a reasonable excuse for being utter ****.

 

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She's back.
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that cher lloyd song gets on your wick, no idea what its called though.

 

Katy Perry is a pop genius, no two ways about it. Proper pop smashes that are bearable and quite fun.

Aside from that I agree with the gist of your point.

 

Lacks the catchy charm of the original

Cher Lloyds song is abysmical. It's "Oh My Darling Clementine" not "Little Donkey."

I can't believe that professional music people allowed that to see the light of day

 

I can't think what to say, apart from, no, Katy Perry is idiotic dross.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

One of the most irritating, unimaginatively bland things that I have had the displeasure of turning on the radio and being assaulted by.