Just imagine Spike Milligan in goal, his headstone would read, " I told them I wasn't a goal keeper "
Great! We can go back to pretending he's not a crap goalkeeper who consistently does a lot of the basics very poorly for a week or two until he inevitably puts on another shambolic display!
Name a goalkeeper better, that we could afford, and who would want to come here. We were spoilt with Almunia, Gomes and Foster. We still have an internationally capped goalkeeper, just one more in keeping with the status of our team.
I'd like us to sign Viktor Johansson from Rotherham, he's still very young for a keeper, homegrown, and he's been on a one-man crusade over the last 2 seasons to keep Rotherham up
With Huddersfield as good as down, they have a striker called Rhys Healey who we might take a look at. Tongue in cheek, but only mentioned because I don't think anyone else has... And looking at his stats, 5 championship goals in 636 mins isn't too shabby.
Tbf he's scored 3 goals for them in 438 league mins and 2 goals for us in 193 league mins. That puts him at 5 goals in 631 mins played, or a goal every 126 mins. Raj: Goal every 204 mins Bayo: Goal every 386 mins Dennis: Goal ever 233 mins That being said, getting Healey on the pitch is the problem, not his output!
