What Made Me Larf Today

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by reg_varney, Mar 16, 2021.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I thought that. Let’s face it, if Leigh Francis ever makes anyone laugh, that will be the least of his crimes against humanity.
  2. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    He used to make me laugh on Bo Selecta and early Celeb Juice was hilarious, gone too mainstream for me now.
  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I’m afraid he has never made me laugh. He seems like a bully and a horrible person. Harsh?
  4. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Went to a comedy show in Berko last night, saw a brilliant stand up called Josh Jones. If he's not on the panel shows regularly in the next two years something has gone wrong.
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  5. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I finally got around to watching King of the Hill. I know it's pretty old now and RIP Britney Murphy (fantastic actress). Never knew it was Mike Judge behind it. I really like Family Guy but KOTH was very mature and the humor was very well implemented meaning you had to understand the gag and not all were obvious. I would honestly recommend it to anyone who has never seen it. :)
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  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Tremendous stuff. I only watched the first few series that were on Channel 4, but they were terrific. I agree that it’s a much more subtle, but still laugh out loud offering and ultimately warmer for it.
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  7. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    The pretender Max Verstappen not finishing "The Bahrain Grand Prix" as HB1 says on another thread "Karma is so Sweet" :D:D:D
  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Did he lose the world championship as well? “Omg” I never knew F1 was so “cut throat”. Well done to new champ Lewis! Oh, sorry. “Charles Leclerc”. It is I Leclerc etc.
  9. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    There's a prequel to this from 5 years ago. It appears to have become reality.

  10. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    The God that is Mike Judge.

    Here is the opening scene to his film Idiocracy, shame the rest of the film doesn't live up to this:

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  11. cyaninternetdog

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  14. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    This genuinely came through my door today, would anybody trust this Dr for a cosmetic procedure?

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  15. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Comedy as the name is, a @gmail.com based email address for a business is honestly a huge red flag for me (for any business).
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  16. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Yeah absolutely, I actually sent it to someone I know on that basis saying how unprofessional it was, especially for something like a supposed medical professional, it was that that initially jumped out before I even spotted the name!
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  17. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Best comment by BIGSUCC "Finally Will produced some good music".
  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Do you think he’d do the lot for a grand ?
    Yes couldn’t be more dodgy. Gmail email, mobile/no land line, and no surgery address. I presume he just turns up with a bunch of syringes and some rubber gloves in a Tesco bag for life.
  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I actually booked a botox appointment with them

    But I never followed through with it.
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  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I imagine he also does colonic irrigation if you have a follow through issue.
  21. reg_varney

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  23. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    As an aside, this hateful harridan was on W@1 this lunchtime bemoaning what a ghastly place twitter was and how she strongly advises all her guests not to look at it on the night her/their show's transmitted...

    A gay colleague of mine used to recount, frankly quite scary tales of, what she would do to Kirsty Allsopp if she had the opportunity.
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  24. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Did it involve feasting on a particular posh carpet?
  25. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  27. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    It's a pretty good critique of the world today and the way it is going. So is this when Hitler wakes up again in Germany. Look Who's Back from 2015.

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  28. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

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  30. https://newsthump.com/2022/04/28/ti...-black-teenager-in-case-it-harms-his-defence/
    Tim Westwood to stop talking like a black teenager in case it harms his defence

    Former bad ass DJ Tim Westwood has stunned his legal team by discussing his impending case with a cut-glass accent and received pronunciation this morning.

    Tim has been accused of sexual misconduct by a number of women who have since switched to Radio 2, and is taking steps to prepare his defence.

    Tim, a 64 year-old white man from Lowestoft, has built his career on sounding like a black teenager from south London, but insists he doesn’t want to be treated like one by the authorities.

    Tim, who now insists on being called “Timothy”, would like to be treated by police like the semi-retired white vicar’s son from the seaside that he is.

    Although he initially greeted attending police officers with a robust “Wagwaan,” Westwood is said to have later moderated his accent as the seriousness of the allegations became clear and ended the tape-recorded interview using received pronunciation.

    The champion of hip hop was also quick to point out who his father was and maintains he has always ticked the “White British” box when completing census forms, which he does on-time, and to the letter.

    Westwood’s case is said to have confused officials who having listened to his show turned up expecting to arrest a black man and were appropriately kitted out with the regulation tasers, tear gas and several rounds of ammo.

    Questioning Officer, DC Simon Williams, said, “We take allegations of sexual assault very seriously – unless it’s one of our own, obviously – but I must say as a regular listener to Tim, sorry Timothy’s program, this all seems totally out of character.

    “I came here today fully expecting to say stuff like ‘you’ll get twenty years for this you black *******’, but Timothy comes across as a nice boy from a decent home, so let’s not jump to any premature conclusions shall we?

    “I’m sure we’ll have this little misunderstanding cleared up in no time.”

    Responding to the accusations, Westwood added, “Mandem earn some serious Ps an ting from dis ******** innit.

    “Ah, I’m so terribly terribly sorry old chap – that’s just for the listeners.”
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  31. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I never, ever said that the standard was any good. Every four years the country runs the Lithuanian Olympiad (or something) when the diaspora returns 'home' to take part in a 'sporting extravaganza' against the homeland (tėvynė). I met the GB football team (the organiser was of Litho decent and had put together a 13 man squad some of whom might have been able to point at Lithuania on a map) one night in a bar. The following day's lunch time was their match against the national squad (GB were the only football team attending) so I made a point of going to a cafe to see the game. Most of the GB squad wouldn't have made it into the 3rd team of a pub side and they were hammered 13-0. When the Lithuanian squad went to collect their gold medals their antics and the crowd's reception made you think they'd just beaten Brazil.

    FFS for a country where the national passion is basketball they couldn't even produce anything approaching a semi-decent goalkeeper (and yes, Arlauskis I'm looking you).
  32. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Ice hockey is gaining strength. I can see it becoming the second sport. As I mentioned several highly promising juniors abroad. The rugby team is also progressing. There's a of Lithuanian parents at Harlequins. Matas Jurevicius.
  33. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Fulham thrashing the "Scum" SEVEN - NIL :D
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  34. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Jamie Redknapp being continually described as a football legend in those awful adverts for Skechers. Football legend ? In his own pea shaped mind perhaps. Someone ought to tell Skechers marketing department what a real football legend is and what's a journeyman.
  35. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    They come up on my podcast app occasionally and always smash the skip button immediately. I assumed it took a jokey, ironic turn after the legend intro….

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