Sometimes I think you can guess the party they're standing for from their names. But there are some crackers amongst the unfortunate failures... Failing in St Mary's ward in Essex against the winner's 1351 votes: Roxanne Catherine Indianna Goldfinch (CON) – 390 Remaining in Essex, failing in Canvey Island Central against the winner's 751 votes, local character and obvious loud mouth pub bore Alan Charles Tibbit, commonly known as Mickey Finn (CRA) – 479 Over to Oxford City, where in the Littlemore ward there was disappointment for an undoubtedly rake-thin, vegan and bespectacled student against the winner's 814 votes.. BLAXTER, Tamsin Sky Tristram Green Party - 98 Awwwwww..... Anyone got any more?