Tory Christmas

I'm compiling a Tory Christmas Top 40

So far I've got Baby It's Cold Inside, Tight Christmas and It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like 1930.

Any suggestions?

 

"I Saw Hancock Kissing Coladangelo"

 

Nice and topical

 

Add the next line.

On the first day of Christmas the Tories gave to me….

A plane full of refugees

 

So this is Christmas, what the **** have you done?

 

I just breakdown, when I look around and the only things I see,
Are emptiness and loneliness and an only Tory MP.

Merry Xmas Kwasi, wherever you are.

 

Harsh, but fair.

 

I'll be home(less) for Christmas

 

"That's Nice, But What About The Real Issue Of Self-Checkouts?"

 

Why?

 

Fairytale of New Labour

 

Was it any better under Labour ?
Not a Tory but don't make me post winter of discontent stuff , please .

 

Yeah, but the music was great.

 

Mods. Can we merge this with the same one from last year please.

 

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth but none of the NHS dentists are taking on new patients.

 

Simply having a woeful Liz Truss time.

 

An appropriately **** dirge for our beloved PM.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me

12 Years of austerity
11 MPs groping
10 Lords a Russian
9 Percent Inflation
8 Lockdown Parties
7 Foodbanks
6 Chancellors
5 BREXIT DONE
4 Prime Ministers
3 Hundred and fifty million on the side of a bus
2 Flammable Towerblocks
And a plane full of Refugees

 

I just want to heat my home,
Pay off all these debts I own.
Make my wish come true,
All I want for Christmas is EU.

 

Was that the 'B-side' of 'I wish it could xmas every day' by Wizzard?

 

Sorry. I was being a bit grumpy.

 

Oi! Santa, where me F'ing MEP?

Or,

Ho, ho, F'ing ho, what a crock of S. We were in the EU, but we've had enough, we quit!
Stick yer EU up yer Rs. Ho ho f'ing ho.

Ah. Classics from down under.

 

Maybe 5 could be KWASI KWARTENG!

 

But GDP grew by 4.2% in 1978. We will be lucky to hit 2.5% this year.

 

You are probably correct but I am tired of this illusion of choice .
Vote for this year's clown , they are all ****
I voted religiously for Labour until recently and my protest vote saw Clegg as deputy
And whaddyaknow he sat on his hands whilst Osborne dished out tax cuts for the rich
whilst "Call me Dave " was telling us that we are in this together.
And before when I voted for Blair....we had an illegal war ...under a Labour Gvt.
They are all shyte . All useless.
But . Don't tell me that the EURO mob are any better. They are exactly the same . Useless.
The Labour party/movement has been infiltrated. Don't be in any doubt about that .
The hive mind of a Union meeting is a disgrace. We should all be on the same side but there
is no nuance and for that reason. I'm out.

 

I wish it could be brexit every day

 

Absolutely.
I can remember , for sure , before we "voted" to join the Common Market when everything was
wonderful . Since then . If you ignore the **** stuff that the EU have done feck all about it's been great .

 

You won. Get over it.

 

Not me. No one won . No one will ever win .

 

Translation:

"I'm more happy with this Tory government winning again".

 

Photoshoped.

There's no way he could have reached the top of the board.

 

Ha ha ha
Have never and will never, ever , vote tory .
How many can say that with a straight face ?
I can . Can you Redman ?

 

No you can't. See highlighted text.