Things you think are fantastic

I think in jokes on forums are fantastic.

 

Kevdesem to that.

 

u wot m8?

 

I don't get it?

 

Do you think we'll get Hoggy back on loan in the summer m8?

 

Kingfishers.

 

But can he play the Chalobah role?

Where is South Korean wonder man, he score many goal in land of rising hornet. Rubbery.

 

Buying some trainers for £50, wearing them for a year then selling them on Ebay for £55.

 

Laurence Bassini

 

How the **** does that work, unless you're a prostitute with foot fetishist clients/

 

They've sold for £69!!! I have no idea why someone would pay this much when they're £70 new. My only explanation is that they don't sell the specific colour anymore? Still confused as to why anyone would pay this much for second hand shoes, even despite the fact they're in good condition.

I got them for $75 in New York, which is how I got them cheaper.

 

Having a big bushy beard.

 

Having a face that isn't so ugly that I have to hide it behind a nest of face pubes.

 

I think its fantastic when your team plays like a bunch of narcoleptic strangers with amnesia, and still fluke a point in the last minute.

 

No it won't!

 

Well, I don't think so anyway!

 

the way you become a man in demand when you get a bird

 

My Homebrew.

Hic!

 

YESSSS!!!!

Promotion confirmed thanks to Derby and QPR stuffing up. Would anyone like a cuddle?

I hope you don't mind me continuing to use this forum as a safe haven next season.

 

Congrats Filbert!

 

Congrats Filbert. Well deserved. A great season for you. Very best of good fortune in the top tier.

 

Holding in a tear, always loved the club, rarely have I felt a genuine sense of swelling pride inside my stomach though.

Safe to say Watford will be my Championship team next year.

 

The championship and it's meritocracy.

 

Belgrade, Serbia. Serbian women. Serbian dogs and cats. Serbian Pastries. Serbia.

 

Serbia has to go down as one of the evilest countries in history. Evil.

 

You can't tar a whole nation, but if you're going to, look no further that the Croats during WW2, or the Turks for the Armenian genocide and life under the ottomans. Unfortunately, war and atrocity is cyclical down that way.

Not forgetting the spectacular body count of the British Empire.

 

I said "one of the evilest." Obviously I meant Turkey was the evilest.

 

Lemsip.

 

WatfordTalk - drop some Olbas Oil in a steaming hot bath, you'll ****ing love it.

 

some of the members on this site

 

Work toilet paper

 

Knowing someone who works in a chocolate shop and getting free stuff.

Fajitas.

 

Chocolate fajitas? Surely that's a euphemism.