Things you hate

Finding there is no toilet paper left on the roll in your cubicle of a public toilet having just had a proper clear out! :]]

Option A) Shout for somebody from another cubicle to pass you one.

Option B) when you think the coast is clear waddle into another hopefully vacant cubicle

option C) No i won't go there

 

In this situation, surely the only option is use your boxers as wiping material and then go commando for the remainder of the trip. Unless you're wearing a kilt.

 

or white bike pants!
i think i'd go option b wait till the coast is clear and do a penguin waddle to the next cubicle

 

the london underground system on bank holiday weekends

 

crack smoking weasels

 

I don't think you know any crackheads.

 

Today's weather & having to listen to my brother-in-law go on about Liverpool (please don't come over today)

 

Bouncers.

 

All of those inept politicians who have allowed / helped our country to go down the pan.

Most of all - spongers and whingers who do nothing but moan that they have it so hard (get a bl**dy job).

 

i know a lot of weasels :naughty:

 

that big fat behemoth of a woman who has 3 fat kids who she feeds fast food and they just live on handouts.
Shoot her!

 

Going for a 'quiet' beer on a Monday night, and getting home at 1 in the morning unable to walk, talk or even pish straight.

 

waking up early

 

Being sick

 

The day after a Bank Holiday.
No more WFC until late August :dismay:

 

A mate that doesn't like football (freak) deciding to set his wedding day as August the 8th...

 

that is just plain harsh.

 

How about a woman who's supposed to be my fiancee's friend, replying to an RSVP for our wedding, to say she can't make it as has decided to get married on the same day and is inviting loads of the same friends, despite being told of our date 6 months before? She wants to get married as quickly as possible, despite only getting engaged a couple of weeks ago. She hopes we don't mind.

 

That's a joke!

 

Unfortunately not. Needless to say, she's dead to us now.

 

Jeez yeah, that's rough man

 

It will be a tough call, depends who we get first game. If it is a good away day such as Newcastle or Peterborough then he has no hope of me being there.

 

Ouch!

 

Surely you were meant to put this in the 'things I like' thread

 

really bad horror movies that have been hyped up to no end

 

If I had posted it last night it would have been...waking up fully clothed, lenses still in and my head pounding is definitely a dislike..! Same as with any session, good at the time, 5hite in the morning..

 

Haha yeah, I've had that Friday, Saturday and Sunday this weekend, not going to bed before 5 in the morning

I hate lack of sleep.

 

Absolutely 100% out of order. To get married in the same year as a so called female friend is even a bit risque and could tread on toes, let alone the same bl**dy day. This could warrant it's own thread.

I just hope you got firm commitments from joint friends before her invites have gone out.

 

i think the joke part he was referring to is that YOU actually have a fiance':]]

just kidding mate, that is horrendous on the ex friends part... slightly different my my best mate has been planning his 30th birthday party for the last 10 months, then his brother in law decides to get married the very next day after my mates 30th... thought that was a bit out of order

 

Standing in a line at the shops and a little old lady is paying for her goods in pennies.

 

Thanks mate. It's reassuring to think I'm not being completely alone in thinking this is absolutely sh1tty behaviour. It's not as bad for me, but for the future Mrs. Moog, it's hurtful and really quite nasty. This person always had a sort of rivalry with the 1st Lady of Moog, concerning boys, career etc. Knowing her, it's not entirely unthinkable that she's only doing this as part of that rivalry.

Unfortunately, one couple amongst the shared friends RSVPed soon after to say they would be going to the other wedding instead. They used the phrase "unfortunately the weddings are on the same day." There's no fortune involved. It's not luck of the draw when your wedding will take place. This person planned their wedding on the same day as her friend and IMO, deserves ebola as a wedding gift. Most other shared friends, however have replied to say what a b1tchy thing this was.

They have only been together for months and engaged for weeks. I suspect divorce is on the cards anyway.

As an aside, this girl was once exposed in the NOTW for having an affair with Boris Johnson.

I'm actually something of a catch. Good looking, body to die for, loyal and intelligent. She's lovely too, which is why she deserves me.

Your mate will probably still have a great birthday. It's the wedding which will suffer when all the guests are bleary eyed, snoozing during the speeches and refusing to drink as it makes them feel sick.

 

Blimey, it's 'find out who your friends are' time. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

Cricket.

 

When Mrs. Bola decides to have a 'tidy up' and in doing so 'hides' possesions of mine that were prefectly fine where they were and kinds of forgets where she 'hid' them. Why?

Grrrrr