Things you hate IV

I've only just heard. Congrats ! Couldn't happen to a more deserving poster. Maybe a reward for running the excellent scores competition ? The Lord works in mysterious ways.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59766719

Good news at last and something to look forward to.

 

Apple Mac = a Fisher price activity centre for adults.

 

Tiny communal office kitches far to small for the number of people using them.

Which then get filled up by one person who decides to have 5 different boxes of cereal that get opened, 1 portion sonsumed and then left until they are well out of date. the sort of person who also to stores a whole 30 can pack of cokes in the half size fridge.

 

Call that a hate? Try the same kitchen with a Japanese member of staff who puts his fish dish in the microwave every bl**dy day! And always first in there too the ****.

 

Nothing better than a good fish and preferably slightly oniony lunch to coax the overly loud and weak stomached young lady that likes to moan at her friends on her phone at lunchtime to take it outside.

 

"Good"? That means 4 more years.

 

We’ve got one that like to microwave her boiled eggs for that culinary classic; warm sliced boiled egg on white bread with no butter or mayo.

 

Still time for them to headline Glastonbury four more times then

 

It’s something at least. And it’s nearly three if you think about it.

Three and a bit more years of **** anthemic dirge for the masses to happily grunt along to.

 

Are you surprised ? What is it, 3 Xmases in a row with songs about sausage rolls ?

 

Steven Gerrard's Aston Villa, no it's just Aston Villa.

 

He is the musical equivalent of Mrs Brown's Boys.

 

Emails from Watford that start with ICYMI

 

...and in case anyone missed it, this acronym stands for "In case you missed it".
I had to google it.

 

Unsubscribe.

 

So did I, why can't they just write the words
They must be aiming it at a different age group to me.

 

It was probably covered in a “presser”.

 

Those end of the year review show things, where they get about 5 different talking head z list celebs to describe something to you as if you’re an idiot, that you can see and understand very clearly.

 

Who the **** are ladbaby and how have they had 4 christmas number 1s in a row?

 

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Update, no response from Apple.

Tried live chat, they can't deal with it. "Normally if you forget your security questions that's it"

Escalated and scheduled a telephone call. Not looking good so far for me getting any apple kit in the future. I only wanted to have a look at apple TV. Can't remember what I wanted to look for on it now.

 

Forgotten your security questions ? I'm sorry but you are clearly not responsible enough to be allowed to buy any further apple products. It's LG or Samsung for you from now on.

 

Difficult to remember something I've never setup.

26mins into a phone call now.

 

"premium rate" presumably

 

When ‘next’ becomes ‘last’.

 

Some call, still holding?

 

42 mins and they called me.

Still not sorted. Needs escalation. Despite proving I own the email address, calling me back next week.

 

They give the crumbs to charity. That being the profits from the sale of the single, which we all know is a pittance now. All the money from the streaming and views of the YouTube video does not go to charity.

All while they sign million pound deals with Walkers and other sponsors, all off the back of the songs. They moan about food banks but voted Conservative and said their competition this year was ‘too negative about the PM’, despite their ‘cause’ essentially being the same thing.

An absolute con job which is lapped up year after year by the thicko ‘love it mate’ Brits.

 

One thing I love about having no social media is that I have never even heard of this Ladbaby *****.