[NOT HAPPENING] Tai Baribo

Interesting background

 

Isn't national service mandatory in Israel?

 

Yep, and even if not, absolutely nothing wrong with protecting your country.

 

Do kids and grown ups love it so?

 

Based on the below he seems a relatively solid all-rounder of a CF. Alright pace, decent hold-up play, decent leap, determined, comfortable with both feet. Not much that seems particularly exceptional, but no obvious glaring weaknesses either.

Depending on where you look he was joint 2nd for non-penalty goals in the Austrian Bundesliga last season. Seems we've been scouting a fair bit in that league, which makes sense given the profile of our manager and Manga.

Would be interesting to see his stats profile @reids

 

Might get a shot on target then?

 

You didn’t remove the other post? Picking sides there mod.

 

That’s not what the Israeli military do.

 

From those super wealthy, armed to the hills and politically connected to every super power of a country Palestinians? Yeah, sure!

 

No thanks

 

Your lack of knowledge on this topic is pretty clear by the fact you consider Palestinians Israel’s biggest threat and not Iran. The country would cease to exist in hours without an army.

It is also quite literally conscription and says absolutely nothing about him as a human being.

 

Looks a good finisher stats wise (not watched him at all) but doesn't seem like he gets involved in much else.

 

I’m not commenting on who the biggest threat is, I’m commenting on what the Israeli military “do”.

Anyway, we can at least agree on the fact it says very little about him as a human being or as a footballer which is what matters here.

 

I'm here to read about this player not read a deep argument about middle east tensions. Stay on topic or **** off to the politics section. Some of you ****ers are crazy.

 

Thanks. Those stats are not good!

And Ismael surely wouldn't like those pressure numbers.

 

Do you have his 21/22 stats? Wolfsberger were competing at the top end of the table in that season but struggled in 22/23. His goal output remained steady but interested to see if other parts of his performance differ in a higher performing side.

High xG/shot aligned with what I saw in a YouTube video. Seems to have great movement in and around the box. Not sure that’s all we need from a striker but it’s a great attribute.

 

Saw him play a lot when he was younger, not so much apart from internationals since the move to Wolfsberger.

As a lot have alluded to, amazing movement/instinctive finisher. Look at the last minute winner he scored vs Albania, sums up his game. But I do think he could be effective in a pressing team, lack of pressing numbers are probably more due to instruction - good engine.

 

Presume Wolfsberger have departed somewhat from what they would have played under Ismael?

 

What a throughly underwhelming list of players we’ve been linked so far this summer.

Poor Manga proving to be completely out of his depth here.

 

Not saying Manga is definitely going to be a massive success for a Championship club given he's only worked in Germany up until now, but he'll only have a shoestring budget to work with, and he's the only member of the backroom staff who has any kind of track record in the game

 

Okay surely you're just putting on an act or trolling.

Your posts are all like RelegationCerts except without any of the humour or irony.

 

Maybe Farioli would have helped attract a better quality of player this summer.

 

Thanks for confirming that you're just trolling.

It's not a funny bit you've got there.

 

Might be good alongside a more traditional target man eg a Vydra to play alongside a Deeney?

 

Rhymes with 'My Haribo' and a sweet finisher.

I'm in.

 

More likely we are potless due to the way Pozzo has run the club.

 

Gone to Philadelphia Union for the paltry sum of €1.4m

 

Gets Philadelphia Freedom and we get Sad Songs.