"Sorry" is just not good enough!!

I posted this news in another thread, but it really deserves a thread of its own.

Gents, prepare to cross your legs and wince

Faith, please don't laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

 

Don't laugh? - that is effing brilliant!! although I am not so sure about the putting it in her mouth part - that is just weird!!!

I think that is what I will do to anyone who disagrees with me from now on!!!

 

:]] I'll think you find that was faith :]]



(Runs away very quickly before she gets ideas)

 

Old...very old

 

True, but how the pain lingers...

 

Sounds like a Misses Caz to be honest.

 

aren't testicles a delicacy highly thought of in more rarified circles?

 

Yeah, but isn't that usually sheeps testicles - not those of you or I !!

And anyway, this is Liverpool we're talking about - perhaps Roadsendscally could let us know if this is a delicacy on Merseyside

 

When you lose 1 testical, the other grows in size to make up for the other

What if you lose both

 

jeez... so you get one the size of a tennis ball or so do you

 

Actually it's true you do, a friend of mine lost one playing rugby and the other one grew like a melon!

 

does he have to buy bigger pants?

 

how would you know

 

'A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."':]]:]]:]]:]]

OUCH!

 

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

its not ieven funny. that must be the worst pain ever experienced. to rip it of with bare hands.... death sentence

 

Your voice goes up a few octaves