Went out in Watford for the first time in a while the other night and was greeted by the usual toilet attendant in the bogs. Rather than pay £5 for a lolly pop, I bunged him a quid and asked him for the lines he uses to try and 'sell' his after shave, lollies etc. This is what he came up with, add others you've heard below No splash no gash No Armani no Punani Wash your fingers for the *****rs No spray no lay
I try not to talk to them to be honest , a toilet attendant really has nothing to say that i would want to hear
Heard a quality one in Tenerife... No Splat, No Rat. No Cologne, go home alone. No Davidoff, No suckioff Tissue, No Issue No soap, No hope.
Erm, are you a toilet attendant then Layton? - that would explain a lot :biggrin: ps - Love ya really xXx
Only saw that in one place called Mett Bar. Did you go to Playas De las Americas? (think I spelt that right..)
I got into an argument with one once, because he refused to wipe my arse for a quid. I thought that was their job?
I cant stand totilet attendendant and i think the number of them now is getting out of control. I may write to my MP about it.