Omegle

I just had a great convo but i cant post it. This site is great.

 

oh dear oh dear...

 

Not 10 lines but still funny

Stranger: 1234567890
You: qwertyuiop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Censor it and post it!

 

i believe sta means sex/town/age

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You lost the game.
You: YOU *******!!!
Stranger: You did it, not me

:rant:

 

:sign15:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi I am attached to a bomb, set to explode on a certain phrase
You: try not to kill me
Stranger: are u sad?
You: its quite depressing being attached to an explosive device I guess
Stranger: aha ok... might you need help. You should ask spiderman
You: ah, is he good with explosives?
Stranger: hm I'm not quit sure, but i think hi's not too bad
You: well I'll keep an eye for him and give him a shout
Stranger: noo hi's so nice
You: be funny as he likes webs and Im on one
Stranger: but if you'd like to kill him, feel free
You: I dont think Aunt May would approve at me killing him
Stranger: who cares about aunt may? You could kill her too, I mean you're attached to a bomb. You can kill everybody
You: I dont think the bomb is that big
You: it does itch though
Stranger: ou ****!! Now you have a problem
You: I do... i'll just give it a scratch
You have disconnecte

 

basically ihatestacy mate,

 

pretty muchh

 

lol

oh here's the pic of the girl you was talking too

 

No American would say "bloody right"...I think you lads are talking to yourselves on this.

 

First ever go:


You: hello
Stranger: ask me asl and ill knife you
You: oh dear!

 

Not bad

 

Yeah, someone screwed up.

 

She's too ********.

 

I think you two would make a great couple!

 

Touché

 

Im addicted tbh

 

:biggrin:

Occasionally i just go on it for a bit and spend a while on it. A mixture of practically jokes and other stuff.

Plenty of pedos but if you give them grief its quite funny and pretend you are one as well, then wind them up on the best way to do it :forehead: thick as $hit

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Say hi
Stranger: hey, lonly sexy 17 f lookin 4 fun
Stranger: you?
You: Well
Stranger:
You: im 46 male from austria
You: i have a basement......
You: and no windows was my idea

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:biggrin:

 

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: hows it goin?
Stranger: I want a foreign friend
You: were u from?
Stranger: i'm from south korean
You: u gunna get nuked??
Stranger: It terrifies me do
Stranger: Scared

Stranger: I do not know when to die
You: KABOOOM!!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hej
Stranger: from?
You: austria, you?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: age?
You: mid 50's you?
Stranger: mid 20's
You: wanna come live in my basement?
Stranger: nope
You: y so basement?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Couple of my random ones from last time Omegle did the rounds..

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f uk
You: u?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 17 m us
You: kool
You: come to england and see me?
Stranger: that be fun.
Stranger: haha
You:
Stranger: i never been to england. other parts of europe are nice tho so i might take a side trip
You: good
Stranger: haha
You: il make it worth your while...
Stranger: oh really
You: yeah
Stranger: how so..
Stranger:
You: il show you my ****?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: no
You: butthurt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Unusual. Mainly horny blokes that disconnect as soon as they find out you're a guy (or just 'm'). This was quite funny, I thought, though:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: USA over all
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: good... See more
Stranger: USA over all
You: are you proclaiming that the USA is the best?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: oh, i see
Stranger: where are you from?
You: why is it you think that?
Stranger: simply because i live in the united states
You: I am from London
Stranger: and why not think so
You: I was just asking
You: have you any other reason to think that it's the best other than the fact that you're from there?
You: would Canada be the best, for example, if you happened to have been born and raised there?
You: hello?
Stranger: could be
Stranger: im a nationalist
Stranger: we're capitalists
Stranger: and it works quite well
Stranger: you can go from nothing to something
You: Right. So, what is capitalism?
Stranger: USA
Stranger: over all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you this evening?
You: is it even evening where you are?
Stranger: It's morning here u dumbass

 

You: cool
Stranger: which epl all the time lol
Stranger: watch*
You: the english premier league, you mean?
Stranger: yes lol
You: oh cool
You: have you ever heard of a football club called watford?
Stranger: yep
You: what do you think of them?
Stranger: there okay
Stranger: to be honest
You: they're not in the premiership a the moment. it's beena f ew years since we were there
You: and we finsihed bottom the last two times we were in it
You: but we're a great little club
You: do you remember what colours we play in?
You: (by 'remember', i could mean 'know')
Stranger: black and white?
Stranger: or yellow
Stranger: not sure
You: got there second time



(sorry for slight spam)

 

I love how they havn't banned this at school yet arty2:

 

This made me laugh :]] wasnt done my me though

You: Oi oi
Stranger: WIld STRANGER appears!
You: haha
Stranger: its super effective!
You: stranger writes in capitals
Stranger: Ash sends out pikachu!
Stranger: what does STRANGER send out?
You: stranger is being strange and talking about pokemon :s
Stranger: its not very effective...
Stranger: Ash uses A$$ RAPE!
Stranger: Wild STRANGER is sore for days!
You: hahahahaa
You: its not actually sore as your **** was too small :s
Stranger: STRANGER uses CREEP OUT
You: a couple of inches is not enough to satisfy me
Stranger: its super effective!
Stranger: Ash uses PITY DRAIN
Stranger: ya it is small...
You: fail!!!!
Stranger: STRANGER uses INSULT
Stranger: Ash sends out ASS KICK
Stranger: STRANGER dies
You: nopeee
Stranger: its not very effective...
You: my ass is like a rock you hurt your foot
Stranger: STRANGER uses ROCK-ASS
Stranger: Ash sends out RAGING BONER
You: Raging?? not quite
Stranger: STRANGER takes it like a b****
You: You have finished all ready?? Premature

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha ends early in both :naughty:

 

Anyone been on chatroulette? It's omegle but with cams/sound.

TBH I wouldn't realy go on unless you're very bored. definitely nsfw

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=303518033617
^the chat roulette drinking game

 

I went on with my mates for the first time ever and Jessica Alba was the other side, took a pic of it on my phone, will upload later.

I know celebrities use that kinda **** for fun but ..

 

Guilty

 

Stranger: HI
You: would you dance, if i asked you to dance?
You: would you run and never look back
You: would you cry if you saw me crying?
You: would you save my soul tonight?
You: i can be your hero baby
You: i can kiss away the pain
You: i will stand by you forever
You: you can take my breathe away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.