I thought this was about 'Nude' cycling which is actually a thing some people do. That is a fashion faux pax though to say the least.
Columbian eh? Maybe the designer was on something. Could do with Laura Trott or Victoria Pendleton changing allegiances :naughty:
Looking at the one second from the left, I genuinely thought that was just a cutaway outfit with exposed giblets and was about to report it as NSFW!