Meisters Beerbelly

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    ...is in need of some work.

    I've decided to look at getting a rowing machine and I reckon on a budget of up to £200 although as little as possible would be preferred.

    Anyone got any hints/tips/recommendations?

    My thoughts are to go for an air or magnetic resistance one, space/noise isn't really a problem and I have motivation issues so something which will give me readouts targets etc would be good.

    Looking at these which seem to have decent reviews.

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/9237506/Trail/searchtext>ROWER.htm

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/9003321/Trail/searchtext>ROWER.htm
     
  2. krisvad

    krisvad Forum Viking

    I started two brews at work thrsday. An elderflower hefe weiss for the ladies and an espresso stout for the lads.
     
  3. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    It's boring, £200 wasted. you will use it twice a day for a week, then once a day, then it will gathering dust.

    Cut down the beer and save the money.
     
  4. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    buy a bike and get out into the countryside
     
  5. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Sit-ups and press-ups.

    Cheaper and more effective, if you do it right.
     
  6. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    As a budding personal trainer, my advice to you would be to get your lazy, fat a*se down the gym and do it properly! :)
     
  7. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    I bought a rowing machine from Argos for about £100, used it once, got a refund.

    It was cack.

    Instead I went running, which is free.
     
  8. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Cut out the beer, it's cheaper.
     
  9. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Aquadrome in Ricky have a rowing club and it's right next to the pub, the pub is where all the lads chat about rowing and tell rowing stories whilst sipping their ale.
     
  10. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    make an effort to run to and from the pub
     
  11. fan

    fan slow toaster

    move next to a beach and go running/swimming every other day! i'm sure the m25 area has its own little bondi somewhere
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Ruislip Lido?
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Sorry, but rubbish.

    Extremely limited and doing sit ups, apart from burning a few calories and tightening the muscle under the flab, will do little to solve the problem.

    Need a proper balance of diet and exercise. Depending on the speed he wants to lose the belly, can either be weeks or months, depending on how much he wants to adjust his lifestyle.
     
  14. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Best idea i have read on this thread so far. Add an hour of swimming here and there also and you will notice the difference im sure.
     
  15. hectic_freeze

    hectic_freeze Reservist

    Swimming is totally the best thing you can do for your body in terms of exercise. It works pretty much every muscle and feels friggin awesome!
     
  16. scummybear

    scummybear Reservist

    Join a local rowing club. Its actually suprisingly theraputic (spelling?) and they will teach you the correct technique - most gyms teach you incorrectly. Either that or the club I went to were having me on...

    You might want a back-up plan for the winter though!
     
  17. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Good to keep some fat in the winter. Keeps you warm
     
  18. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Like others have said meister, cut out the alcohol, do more exercise. :drinking:
     
  19. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    If you are going to do something about your beer belly we need of course to see some pics of before and after, real pics not something you have a scanned from muscle weekly, it will need to be authorised by either your Dr, lawyer, electrician or even your garbage removal officer and of course dated.
     
  20. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    it is :)

    I have explored so many areas around Watford by heading with my map and following bridleways and paths. Seen things I would never have seen, and its nice how cyclists out and about usually give a nod to each other to say "nice one"
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Self satisfied *****.
     
  22. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    So it's a bit like people who drive around in old classic Rovers, they give that little Rover wave and that knowing nod.
     
  23. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    Or when bus drivers going opposite ways stop in the middle of the road to have a chat.
     
  24. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    :biggrin::sign15:
     
  25. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    I facking hate bus drivers, they drive like winkers and when they do what you mentioned it makes my blood boil. Who the fack are they to stop and chat and hold their passengers and other motorists up? Winkers.
     
  26. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    The Lido is a good suggestion. Knowing where you live, it's a straightforward bike ride to get there through those woods, then a few circuits of the Lido and home again. An excellent workout.
     
  27. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I think it's much nicer to get your exercise in the fresh air and for free than to pay to go to a gym. It's better for your psychological well-being as well as your body.
     
  28. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    You can always have a break for an ice cream and a ride on the little train as well.
     
  29. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    Put down the fork.
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    How about going on the Paleo diet?
     
  31. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    So Meister , what's your plan ?
     
  32. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Dunno.

    Deffo not joining a gym, would rather go outside and get some fresh air cycling or walking and I begrude paying that much when I can invest in equipment myself.

    Shin splits prevents me from running. I'm thinking I'm more likely to keep it up if I can hop on a rowing machine for 15 mins a day, whilst my dinner is cooking.

    Still pondering.
     
  33. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    I got terrible shin splints, but you can get through them.

    I bought special insoles, and ran a small distance twice a week, making sure I had a proper running technique. Now I rarely have any problem with them. Playing sports instead of running lessens their impact too, as running is quite harsh on the shins.
     
  34. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    How about swimming and follow PG's advice and also build up your lower leg muscles ?
     
  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Building up my legs is the last thing I want to do. got pins like tree trunks from years of cycling 50 miles plus a week.

    Used to play indoor footy but couldn't get socks big enough to go round my calves & shin pads:dismay: so ended up getting my shins kicked to shreds.

    Mind you they used to call me the bulldozer because I tackled somone and we both went flying through the fire escape.
     

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