Little Known Facts Bout Me

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by WatfordÉire, Nov 15, 2006.

  1. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    watford1990 tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    -watford1990 does not sleep. He waits.

    - watford1990 counted to infinity - twice.

    -If you can see watford1990 he can see you. If you can't see watford1990 you may be only seconds away from death.

    - watford1990 can unscramble an egg.

    -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for watford1990

    -watford1990 has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    -President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However watford1990 was busy that day.

    -watford1990 is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
     
  2. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    - watford1990 built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, watford1990 met all three bullets with his shoulder, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    -The chief export of watford1990 is pain.

    -When watford1990 sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. watford1990 has not had to pay taxes ever.

    - watford1990 sleeps with a night light. Not because watford1990 is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of watford1990.
     
  3. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    -To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. watford1990 smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

    -A blind man once stepped on watford1990 shoe. watford1990 replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm watford1990!" The mere mention of his name cured this man of his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal dump-tackle delivered by watford1990 .

    -watford1990 can touch MC Hammer.(bouazza)
     
  4. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    Strange planet you hail from!!!
     
  5. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    They once made a watford1990 toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

    -If watford1990 is late, time better slow the f**k down...

    -watford1990 appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a dump-tackle. When asked bout this "glitch," watford1990 replied, "That's no glitch."

    -Someone once tried to tell watford1990 that dump-tackles aren't the best way to tackle someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
     
  6. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    The exam cramming must be stressing you out. Just turn up and scowl :mad:
     
  7. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    probably. why wud my school put 3 of the biggest exams on 1 day???????? english, geography AND business studies:mad:
     
  8. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Look on the bright side, after that hell day the worst is out of the way already. Good luck. When is the exam start date?
     
  9. The Hornet

    The Hornet The Quiet Mod is Watching

    Good Luck in your exams mate :)
     
  10. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    cheer's guy's:) they started on monday and finish tomorrow
     
  11. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    chuck norris?
     
  12. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    who's that ???
     
  13. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

  14. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    It was Chuck Norris who it was widely remarked killed bruce lee in an accident whilst filming the last of bruces films.. though this was later poopoo'd... he plays walker texas ranger and a few other parts, fantastic martial artist.
     
  15. Echo

    Echo Squad Player


    Shame I was on holiday, I could have helped you with the revision on business studies; it being my specialist subject and all that;)
     
  16. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    ah well! . if anything i needed help on the 'unfair dismissals act 1977-1993'
    did you enjoy your holiday? hope you did
     
  17. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    I had a wonderful holiday thank you, there is a summary of it somewhere, should have the pictures from it to post on tomorrow.


    Unfair dismissal act 1977 -1993 - I'm an expert ;)
     
  18. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    So is Blackwell!!!! lmao
     
  19. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

  20. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i reckon chuck norris or jack bauer would do it better
     
  21. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    Actually, i knew every single fact about you there ;)
     
  22. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    chuck norris copied me:mad:
     

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