Sorry about the language... A Indian goes to heaven, and the angel at the gates says "What are you doing here!?!?!" he says "I'm Here for jesus" The Angel says "jesus your cab is here";D
Some of the most racist jokes I've ever seen have been sent to me by an asian friend of mine. Posting them in public is another matter altogether, plus it could possibly get someone into the s**t if they viewed it at work, (trying to be a work safe site). I've just edited out the racist part, but in the future please take care with these jokes.