[NOT HAPPENING] Jean Phillipe-Mateta

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  1. reids

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    reids, Jun 9, 2019
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  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

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    Did we have to queue?
     
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  3. Moose

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    Sounds like a Fast Show Spanish newsreader forward.
     
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  4. zztop

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    Watford's twinned with Mainz, isn't it? They should send him here on a two year "exchange visit" with Okaka going the other way.
     
    zztop, Jun 9, 2019
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    When you have an impeccable source such as getfootballnewsfrance.com reporting on German football, you just know this is more than simple clickbait.
     
    another_mrlizard, Jun 9, 2019
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    The thought of Cardiff supposedly bidding between €20mil-€25mil for him only gives it further credibility.
     
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  7. reids

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    A French website reporting on a French player? Whatever next.
     
    reids, Jun 9, 2019
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    Indeed so, were it not an English blog about French football, with as many as 7 readers, which claims to have had a private conversation with the owners of a German football club.
     
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    Ignore him Reids.

    You see Mr Lizard here only likes to pop his head up every now and then to look down on people for wishing to talk football and Watford. It seems he thinks it’s a pathetic thing to be doing without realising that it’s far more pathetic to bemoan everything you read on here believing it’s cool to act like some sort of anti-hero. You should get into a discussion with him via PM on here - he gets really interesting then.
     
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    I would jump on the bandwagon and rip into Lizard too, but I hear he can be a useful and reliable source for an away ticket. So I will refrain.
     
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  11. Robert Peel

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    One Mateta, two Mateta, three Mateta, four.
     
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    Joined Marseille.
     
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    Shame. Jean Philippe-Mateta is my favourite phrase.

    Unfortunately it appears it was just a passing craze.
     
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  14. reids

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    Hilarious as ever.
     
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    Not sure why United are letting him go, but I'll have him on a free.
     
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  16. Burnsy

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    The jungle book chant for him writes itself.

    I’m in.
     
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    You ain't never had a friend like Jean Phillippe Mateta!
     
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    There s no sport any more , in ripping into Lizards vitriolic outbursts . Too easy .
     
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    Jean Phillipe Mateta,
    What a wonderful phrase.
     
    miked2006, Jun 11, 2019
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  20. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

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    Can't wait to sing this when he bangs in a four-for
     
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    You say Mateta I say Matata lets call the whole thing off.
     
    hornmeister, Jun 11, 2019
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    I need to save up if he signs.

    No way I can afford his name on my shirt without some sacrifices...
     
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    Maybe we could all chip in and cut out this waffle.
     
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    Stop these half-baked ideas now you mean? A mash up of the best posts may be in order to reach a conclusion.
     
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    Signed a contract extension, file this under "agent naming random English clubs trying to get his client a better deal"
     
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    That's my hopes crushed. Agent deserves a roasting for that.
     
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    He has signed for Olympique Lyonnaise
     
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    That’s this season ruined. Best write it off and prepare to avoid relegation to Div One in the next.
     
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    Mayonnaise, you say?
     
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