***** Hill

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by cmho, Dec 9, 2007.

  1. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    Great show is that F@nny Hill, here's what happens tonight:

    F@nny's gone missing and her sister, Emily, is wondering how she will possibly survive without her f@nny. Anyway, she has a bad throat so calls for Dr. Mike ****.

    Her butler can't remember the last time anyone in the family was ill, "I don't think I've seen Mike **** in years" he says.

    Dr. Mike **** gives Emily some Quilly's throat sweets. "Whenever my patients have a sore throat - I always tell them to suck Quilly's" he says.

    "Is that Mike **** you're talking to?" asks the butler. "Yes" replies Emily. "Then get Mike **** to sort you out straight away!" the butler responds.

    Dr. **** tells Emily that he hasn't found her f@nny yet. "Oh dear...maybe one day...we will find my f@nny again" she says.

    Later that day, Emily and her butler go out for a picnic. Emily really enjoys the butler's sausage. "Your sister like it too," says the butler "she always said she like some sausage an' cider."

    "Oh sir, will you do me the honour, of putting your sausage...into my mouth?" Emily asks.

    "Here it comes" says the butler...

    "Oh, oh my, oh, oh, oh, sir!"

    "Now don't bite, just swallow it, take it whole!"

    "Oh sir...that was magnificent..."
     
  2. fan

    fan slow toaster

    is that meant to be funny?
     
  3. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    I agree. Poor.
     
  4. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i don't know if it was an actual attempt at a joke or if there is infact a program called ***** hill and cmho was just pointing out how **** it appears to be
     
  5. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    i hope for his sake the second
     
  6. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    it is awful. where did you get this from?
    its like an illiterate person trying wordplay
     
  7. WoodyWfc

    WoodyWfc Squad Player

    my word, that was SHOCKING :dismay:
     
  8. soton_orn

    soton_orn Reservist

    BBC3 awaits
     
  9. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Actually, I believe it is on BBC2 and then repeated on BBC4 in January.
     
  10. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    straight to the bargain bin
     
  11. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    It's all right - clearly only Anafof got it.

    This is a real show that has been on BBC2 of late, and will be repeated on BBC4 - called F@nny Hill.
     
  12. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Yeah, but the point is that the jumble crap you posted was worse than getting raped by 12 Lenny Henrys.
     
  13. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    Often the people who make such scythingly derogatory comments do not actually get the joke.

    Do you wish to explain what the joke is meant to be?
     
  14. fan

    fan slow toaster

    it seems as though you have found a **** tv program and decided to let everyone know how **** it is, which doesn't detract in anyway from the **** that people still had to read.
     
  15. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    In fairness, I didn't expect you to understand the joke fan.

    And not to disappoint, you are indeed incapable of comprehending proper British humour.

    Never mind old boy.
     
  16. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i don't think there is any 'joke' to understand
     
  17. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    other than the fact he actually finds that crap funny
     
  18. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i thought he was just showing how childish this '***** hill' show is, but he seems to be saying its actually some sort of grand and perplexing piece of humour which amounts to so much more than just shoddy word play. sure the joke was intentionally bad, but that doesn't stop it from being bad
     
  19. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Anafof? A Naff off yourself. :]]
     
  20. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Joke? HAHAHA. My 'derogatory' comment was merely a way of me telling you my views on this frankly shyte story.

    THe only joke in this thread is you cmho for posting such utter rubbish.
     
  21. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I haven't seen any of this production of ***** Hill but I think it fair to say that Andrew Davies' (Pride and Prejudice, Middlemarch, Vanity Fair etc)adaptation is probably better quality than cmho's.
     
  22. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?




    Let's go ride our bikes


    hahahahahaha, high quality humour
     
  23. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    I think the above can be taken as proof that it probably takes refined huimour to be able to appreciate the ***** Hill joke, which is something that isn't possessed by any of the reply posters in this thread.
     
  24. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Stop backing your case, you have none. You posted a load of shyte now deal with the consequences.
     
  25. fan

    fan slow toaster

    please please explain your joke then!
     
  26. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    Oh yeah I get it now! HAHHAHA.:]]:]]:]]




    No.
     
  27. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    well, allow me
    "dr. Mike ****" sounds like 'My ****" as in a mans *****
    "suck Quilly's" sounds like "suck willys" ie. oral sexual intercourse.
    "Emily, is wondering how she will possibly survive without her f@nny" refers to the fact that f@nny is slang for a females ******.

    thats about it :)

    Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I sent her my ironing, that'll keep the b1tch busy.
     
  28. fan

    fan slow toaster

    i'd be suprised if it was vastly different from what i suggested at the beginning of the thread. but hey, who knows?
     
  29. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    I feel as though the fact that the words were filtered out and had to be altered as a consequence had a negative effect on what was really a hilarious word-play joke.
     
  30. fan

    fan slow toaster

    ha ha! i thought it was going to be different to what everyone thought it was, but it wasn't! hilarious!
     
  31. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    I think that it was just plain shyte to be honest.

    Maybe you get fit a 'Ben Dover' into it?
     
  32. cmho

    cmho Reservist

    Hey...I haven't even got to Mass Debate yet...!
     
  33. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    :dismay:
     
  34. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Incidentally the program is actually quite ENJOYABLE.
     
  35. WoodyWfc

    WoodyWfc Squad Player

    not for the plot is what you told me.
     

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