An Octopus walks into a bar & says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like". An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. The locals are in awe. An Irishman asks him to play the piano which he does better than Elton. The locals are now staring in stunned disbelief at the skill of the Octopus. At this point a Scotsman throws him a set of Bagpipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes. The Scotsman (called Doug) says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?" "Play it?" says the Octopus. "I'm gonna f##k her brains out once i get her pyjamas off" !!! __________________
