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Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by wfc4ever, Jul 25, 2011.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    A few years from now.
     
  2. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Worrying if true.
     
  3. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Cancelled cos of COVID, m8.
     
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  4. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    They must have wished. Those holes at the top of the order have never been filled since the departure of Cook. Malan has been super at three but time is not on his side. Pitiful effort in concentration and technique.
     
  5. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Got a feeling of Deja vu.

    Didn't we see this pattern last week?
     
  6. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Can’t wait for our spinner to have a go on this proper turner of a pitch.

    Oh. Lol.
     
  7. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Buttler is a match winner apparently. Can’t leave him out.
     
  8. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Burns and Hameed. Would rather see Burns and Smithers open the batting. Exxxxcellent.
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I really don't understand the criticism. 236 is a fantastic score from this England batting line up.
    I gather the Aussies were asked to bat again to make sure we get cricket into the fifth day. In fact they have been asked by tv companies to just carry on batting for days 4 and 5 to keep the ashes contest theoretically alive.
     
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  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    He is. Though TBF the Aussies were going to win anyway so didn't need his efforts.
     
  11. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Crowd reaction when Rory walks out:

     
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  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    10 overs in and haven’t remotely looked like taking a wicket. Quite abject. Root looks like he’s been up all night being haunted by the ghosts of England captains past. Ones that have won an ashes series.
     
  13. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    I’ve given up watching. No point when it’s going to be 5-0. I know the outcome already.
     
  14. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Aussies make a rare error.

    If we'd be in the game people would have loved seeing Warner get run out but....
     
  15. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Complete and utter shambles
     
  16. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    150 for 2 to 236 all out what another crock of ****, we'd be better off fielding a pack of cards they would be less likely to collapse than this lot :rolleyes:
     
  17. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Crikey.
    We were three down when I went out at 7.30am.
    Grim reading yet again.
     
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  18. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Basically feel apart after lunch !
     
  19. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Well, we've all done haven't we?!
     
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  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  21. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Not one word of criticism for Root or Silverwood. As usual from Agnew. Never sits anywhere else other than the fence.
     
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  22. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    We have Joe Root as a batsman . Malan has done well.
    Joffra is injured. Stokes is World class but has been hurried back .
    We have an aged or infirm bowling attack , no decent spin option and
    the only improvement I can suggest , without rearranging Titanic deck
    chairs, is Foulkes as keeper.
     
  23. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Watching England against Australia it's like Watford V Man City ....weak, spineless..... beaten before a ball is bowled or in Watford's case a ball is kicked
     
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  24. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Well we might last into the final day at least..
     
  25. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Lap of honour?
     
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  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Moral victory plus a confident boost towards winning the next 3 tests.
     
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  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    The fact that we didn’t pick a spinner but bowled Root, Malan and also Ollie ******* Robinson as a spinner is a sackable offence for anyone involved with selection.

    Amateur.
     
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  28. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    "Take the positives" and all that.
     
  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Joe Root just took a Mitchell Starc quick one to somewhere painful. Rolled around a bit and then a couple of overs later he’s out.

    Should all be over in the first hour tomorrow.
     
  30. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    That long?
     
  31. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Agreed. As I said in an earlier post, the bowling 'attack' chosen was laughable for Aussie conditions. Anderson has no longer got enough 'zip' once the Kookaburra is 20 overs old; Broad hasn't had enough cricket and has also lost a critical yard of pace; Woakes is almost pointless on Aussie wickets; and we don't pick a spinner on a pitch that was clearly going to turn so have to ask part-timers to bowl (quite successful) spin. Silverwood has been an unmitigated disaster as head coach and we all know Root can't captain.
    I'm not sure we've got many alternatives in the batting department, but we seem to consistently choose the wrong bowling attack every game.
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Just 386 needed now and still 6 wickets in hand. This one is going to the wire.
     
  33. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Cue a Ben Stokes super innings to at least force a draw or maybe even a win? Nah! I don't really believe that but we can still dream ;)
     
  34. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    I'd stick Bairstow in to open personally. Need some aggression at the top of the order. Foakes in for Buttler.
     
  35. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    It's simple really, we are sh*t in all departments!

    We have NEVER replaced Cook & Strauss at the top of the order. By the time Root gets in we are usually 15-2 so it's a firefighting mission against a new ball. Your openers need to be averaging over 40 in test match cricket as a minimum to give your middle order an opportunity to build a good score against an ageing ball. No discipline, common sense, skill or PATIENCE against the new ball. Yes, you'll get the odd one that's unplayable and 'nick off' to slips but we usually throw our top order wickets away by falling into simple traps. Traps that you see Village cricketers set!

    You really don't have to be a good bowling attack to get into our middle order for no runs! Gone are the days when we saw Cook & Strauss smash the Aussies to all corners and put on 150+ runs for an opening stand.

    Then you have the bowlers. No decent spin option, Leach is absolutely garbage and would rather have Moen Ali back (at least he can smash a quick 50 in at number 8 every now and then). Our current spinners make 'Wheelie-bin' Giles look like Shane Warne! Anderson is class even now, but only really on English tracks with a bit of sideways movement or overcast conditions. Doesn't have the pace required now at this level to be a force. Broad the same. Both amazing servants to English Cricket but both need to be replaced now. Woakes is good on his day but has been shocking in this Series. Isn't the answer. Joffra is always injured and overrated anyway. I've been impressed with Robinson, he looks like a good bowler and Mark Wood, despite having express pace, is injury prone and will never be able to play 5 tests! Our bowling department is too similar.

    Don't even get me started on catching. We couldn't catch COVID! I think I heard the other day the Aussies have taken their last 24 chances in the field! The old adage is 'catches win matches' and it's very true!

    Basically, we are a mess, from the selectors, to the coach to the captain and players!
     
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