I quite like that. There was a book I read many years ago concerning very iffy football stories. One of them was about a Watford fan who happened to be a fireman, and one of his call outs was to a small house fire that just happened to have a child's bedroom inside adorned with lu*on stuff, (IE bedsheets, wallpaper, mats etc.). Apparently he made sure the fire wouldn't spread by completely dousing the room with water. It was pretty obvious it didn't require that level of destruction but better safe than sorry.
This reminds me of when I worked at a company several years ago that moved to newly refurbished offices. The MD, a die hard Arsenal fan named all the meeting rooms after Arsenal players and the toilet cubicles after Spurs ones. You could have a meeting in The Seaman room (I’m not joking) in the morning before a visit to the Sheringham *******
Will it have a hanging platform attached as well ? Shame on those dunderheads in Geordieland for supporting a club supported by the Saudis.
Maybe the club should sell Lootown toilet seats, spell it like that to not get in any trouble with copyrights, make it with a similar badge to theirs but just enough difference for legal purposes.
I know this sounds a bit (actually a lot) like something @Keighley would say, but who has a "hold room" in their house? That's actually how I first read the title (late at night after a drink or two); whereas I think what was meant was "Club-related household rooms or features."
Classy. Not. Surely he should have a view of Jeddah in there with some poor sods just about to be beheaded for using Twitter to voice an opinion. Shameless bunch of tossers. Hypocrites on the Tyne.
