Cheese

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Markoa$, Jul 12, 2023.

  1. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I agree about the brown, but I’ve never seen it on the Chaourse I’ve eaten… like this piece
     

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  2. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    That's like a reverse Brie that goes gooey in the centre first.
     
  3. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    It is indeed. It goes gooey (and extra delicious) between the rind and the centre. Yummy!
     
  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Here's a picture for the forum to swoon over....

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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Cheese porn
     
  6. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    More......more
     
  7. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

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  8. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I think Cornish Yarg is a transfer rumour
     
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  9. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Absolute filth
     
  10. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    The only way
     
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Size isn't everything so I've been told.
     
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  12. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    True. Personality, charisma and compatability come way before that.
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Always important in a good cheese.
     
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  14. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Indeed. So which cheeses do you think have great personality and charisma?
     
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  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Laughing cow?
     
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  16. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    What about Pickle? As it is lts long term partner.
     
  17. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Lime pickle for the win. Branston's has an awful taste.
     
  18. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Mature Cheddar. Reason is in the name, been through a lot and has grown up, being in the latter stages of life.
     
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  19. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Lime pickle, though a fine thing, is far too strong and masks the taste of the cheese.

    Cheese doesn't really need an accompaniment but quince jelly is very nice.
     
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  20. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Pickled walnuts.
     
  21. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    WTF is going on. This is a cheese thread not a ******* pickle thread.

    Yarlsberg
     
  22. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Seconded! (Yarlsberg and pickle comment.)
     
  23. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Jarlsberg.
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I think you'll find the correct spelling is "Carlsberg". A bit weak and widdly for me personally but I can see why you might like it :p.
     
  25. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I was so excited, I missed the incorrect spelling! That’s why I’m only a grammar police sergeant.
     
  26. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

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  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    You'll make DI one day, my son.
     
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  28. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Thank you Chief Superintendent. I will do my best.
     
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  29. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I remain convinced that @Keighley wrote or at least proof read the Oxford Dictionary. :)
     
  30. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Dozens of misspellings in there!
     
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  31. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    that is a very conservative list of cheeses , the kind of list you might see on family fortunes , only real shocker is halloumi
     
  32. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I would recommend Fiery Fred's Crazy Cheddar.

    Described as "With a natural flavour strong enough to wake the dead this Cheddar is not for the faint hearted." and an "Extremely potent cheese that needs to be experienced to be believed." and "The delivery man held this at arms length – so strong!"

    I liked this horrified review best of all: "Just hours previously I’d cleared a kitchen waste pipe that had been blocked for months and the smell emanating from the packet wasn’t entirely dissimilar. "



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    I would also like to recommend Black Bomber, which I suppose most people know. It pains me to pay for the weight of the black skin it has, but the cheddar is quite strong and very nice and creamy. The same cheese company make some variants, but none quite so nice as this one.

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    Currently I'm on a Caerphilly kick. I'd always considered it to be a bit bland and tasteless, but there are some lovely variants around - most especially those made with unpasteurised milk. In fact most cheese with unpasteurised milk is better and tastier than the pasteurised stuff. £26 a kilo this flat-capped, four-eyed bandit wants for his cheese though. Complete robbery. I would rarely pay more than £12 - £15 a kilo at the very most and you can still get great cheese in that price range.


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  33. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

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  34. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    I am normally a mature cheddar type of person and do not care much for mild cheese but the Polish stuff in Tesco is lovely.
     
  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Casu martzu is my favourite. Delicious on a crisp flatbread.
     

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