3 word story

Birdy Doug was

 

in the ladies (predictable... sorry)

 

talkin to a scouse

 

horror, tonguing her

 

while she was

 

eating 100 posts

 

trying to sing

 

the meridon molester

 

which is a

 

**** called TIM

 

. TIM said that

 

he molests 13yrolds

 

from luton town

 

and then pixies

 

the marlon said

 

from his garden

 

came to the

 

old bill from

 

Mongolia. The pixies

 

eat whale poo

 

constantly, however one

 

of them cannot

 

because my watford

 

supporting parole officer

 

paid me a

 

quite large bribe

 

to eat some

 

Upper Rous Prawn

 

which ran to

 

the Millenium Satdium

 

so i farted

 

at Newell's mum

 

and it smelt

 

so bad i

 

couldn't stop crying