Found them in the sun, some are poor but a few are funny. Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach? A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand? A:A waiter. Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team? A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites. Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections? A: Because they never catch anything. Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick? A: Three runs in three balls. Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen? A:The walk back to the pavilion. Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? A:The entire Australian innings. Q: What's the Australian version of LBW? A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped. Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX? A:Because they can't spell beer.
