Liberty For Dwarf Bullfighters

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  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

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    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-decades-long-tradition-of-dwarf-bullfighting

    The Eurocrats of the so-called common market have done it again. Interfering in people's recreation and fun and making things much worse for those experiencing dwarfism.

    Now they've banned comedy dwarf bullfighting. The bull doesn't get hurt. The dwarves don't get hurt. Everyone has fun. Where is the harm?

    No wonder these performers are protesting and calling for liberty!
     
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    Crazy. They’ll ban dwarf-throwing in pubs next.
     
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    They also exhumed Jose Rivera's remains to be buried in a private plot away from the Valley of the Fallen. Nasty fascist.
     
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    I wonder what all the remoaners will have to say about this? One of the many advantages of leaving the EU is being able to watch dwarf bullfighting events
     
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    Funny woman, I imagine they found bits of plastic everywhere though. RIP.
     
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    Apparently she will be able to be exhumed in near mint condition for the next 750 years.
     
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    I'm not very good at dwarf impressions.


    But hey ho. Hey ho.
     
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    I was protesting this new law when a little person asked my why I was supporting the mockery of people with dwarfism.

    He was not happy.

    But I'm not sure which of the other six he was.
     
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    If the bullfighting doesnt work out at least they can be employed to carry trays of coke on their heads at high class parties.
     
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    I’m not sure it’s right for anyone to be fighting dwarf bulls anyway.
     
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    Give me kneedom or give me death!
     
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    Top punnery sir .
     
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    If they made more comedy dwarf movies like Time Bandits or another round of Lord of the Rings trilogy these poor oppressed midgets wouldn’t have to sell their acting souls for these low brow gigs .

    it’s a shame that only one of them gets the coveted R2D2 gig per Star Wars movie .
     

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