Liberty For Dwarf Bullfighters

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Apr 27, 2023.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-decades-long-tradition-of-dwarf-bullfighting

    The Eurocrats of the so-called common market have done it again. Interfering in people's recreation and fun and making things much worse for those experiencing dwarfism.

    Now they've banned comedy dwarf bullfighting. The bull doesn't get hurt. The dwarves don't get hurt. Everyone has fun. Where is the harm?

    No wonder these performers are protesting and calling for liberty!
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Crazy. They’ll ban dwarf-throwing in pubs next.
     
  3. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    They also exhumed Jose Rivera's remains to be buried in a private plot away from the Valley of the Fallen. Nasty fascist.
     
  4. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I wonder what all the remoaners will have to say about this? One of the many advantages of leaving the EU is being able to watch dwarf bullfighting events
     
  5. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Funny woman, I imagine they found bits of plastic everywhere though. RIP.
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Apparently she will be able to be exhumed in near mint condition for the next 750 years.
     
  7. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I'm not very good at dwarf impressions.


    But hey ho. Hey ho.
     
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I was protesting this new law when a little person asked my why I was supporting the mockery of people with dwarfism.

    He was not happy.

    But I'm not sure which of the other six he was.
     
  9. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    If the bullfighting doesnt work out at least they can be employed to carry trays of coke on their heads at high class parties.
     
  10. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    How do balance a salver on a pair of horns?
     
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  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I’m not sure it’s right for anyone to be fighting dwarf bulls anyway.
     
  12. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Give me kneedom or give me death!
     
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  13. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Top punnery sir .
     
  14. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    If they made more comedy dwarf movies like Time Bandits or another round of Lord of the Rings trilogy these poor oppressed midgets wouldn’t have to sell their acting souls for these low brow gigs .

    it’s a shame that only one of them gets the coveted R2D2 gig per Star Wars movie .
     

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