I'm compiling a Tory Christmas Top 40 So far I've got Baby It's Cold Inside, Tight Christmas and It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like 1930. Any suggestions?
I just breakdown, when I look around and the only things I see, Are emptiness and loneliness and an only Tory MP. Merry Xmas Kwasi, wherever you are.
Was it any better under Labour ? Not a Tory but don't make me post winter of discontent stuff , please .
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth but none of the NHS dentists are taking on new patients.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Tories gave to me 12 Years of austerity 11 MPs groping 10 Lords a Russian 9 Percent Inflation 8 Lockdown Parties 7 Foodbanks 6 Chancellors 5 BREXIT DONE 4 Prime Ministers 3 Hundred and fifty million on the side of a bus 2 Flammable Towerblocks And a plane full of Refugees
I just want to heat my home, Pay off all these debts I own. Make my wish come true, All I want for Christmas is EU.
Oi! Santa, where me F'ing MEP? Or, Ho, ho, F'ing ho, what a crock of S. We were in the EU, but we've had enough, we quit! Stick yer EU up yer Rs. Ho ho f'ing ho. Ah. Classics from down under.
You are probably correct but I am tired of this illusion of choice . Vote for this year's clown , they are all **** I voted religiously for Labour until recently and my protest vote saw Clegg as deputy And whaddyaknow he sat on his hands whilst Osborne dished out tax cuts for the rich whilst "Call me Dave " was telling us that we are in this together. And before when I voted for Blair....we had an illegal war ...under a Labour Gvt. They are all shyte . All useless. But . Don't tell me that the EURO mob are any better. They are exactly the same . Useless. The Labour party/movement has been infiltrated. Don't be in any doubt about that . The hive mind of a Union meeting is a disgrace. We should all be on the same side but there is no nuance and for that reason. I'm out.
Absolutely. I can remember , for sure , before we "voted" to join the Common Market when everything was wonderful . Since then . If you ignore the **** stuff that the EU have done feck all about it's been great .
Ha ha ha Have never and will never, ever , vote tory . How many can say that with a straight face ? I can . Can you Redman ?