What About This ******* Weather?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Moose, Feb 10, 2021.

  1. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    My youngest son is currently sitting in a plane at Dublin Airport. His flight to L*t*n has been delayed because the runway at L*t*n has melted! No doubt they paid some local pikeys cash in hand to lay it
     
  2. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    I looked on Google Maps to find the most central main town in Ireland, and I found Tullamore in Co Offaly, where it was indeed predicted to reach 32. Very rare that it reaches 30 anywhere in Ireland, similar story in Scotland (predicted 31 Mon-Tues in Edinburgh which usually has pretty cool summers).
     
  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    News broadcasts all having the same oafish idea, filming at zoos. Truly depressing state of them.

    Wtf are we doing allowing them to keep Polar Bears in our climate or Orangutans at all?

    Close them all down.
     
  4. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

  5. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    And even then you cannot have enough of a safety culture. If it saves lives so much the better. We are still getting people drowning despite numerous warnings of not to jump into bodies of often cold water with underwater hazards. Ditto for the seaside. The RNLI must despair at times. When you look at the rules in the past regarding safety in all it's forms it was incredibly lax and blase. And allowed many unscrupulous people to get away with all manner of things including deaths of thousands.
     
  6. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    In an ideal world there would be no zoos, no reserves, no need for protected areas on land or sea but because of human greed the best zoos do fulfil the role of conserving some species, maintaining their gene pool and helping re-introductions into the wild.
     
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  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    And enthusing kids who become enthused adults who become conservationists.
     
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  8. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    The UK is sadly just a sorry little country where a huge fuss is made of even the smallest things, where people need little excuse to down tools and stop providing the service they’re paid to give, and where enjoying oneself seems frowned upon.

    It’s an island that enjoys a pitiful climate most of the year, yet on the rare days the sun actually shines then you can’t switch on your tv without hearing people telling you it might kill you to step outside, or giving you patronising advice such as drink some water.

    This heatwave will last for two days. Let that sink it. Two days. Not two weeks. Not two months. But 48 hours. Yet they will have you believe it’s the apocalypse.

    It’s no wonder the UK is the laughing stock of the rest of Europe.

    Pathetic.
     
  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    People have been getting on with stuff, like providing essential services. I find people who moan like this usually never provide anything essential and are life’s eternal killjoys trying to convince the rest of us their dreary scepticism means they are happy go lucky.

    And we have a lovely climate, so give it a rest. Go read your Daily Mail on the beach.
     
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  10. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    Times of Malta dear, not the Daily Mail!
     
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  11. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Ive seen a few people walking dogs during the day. I don't understand their thinking. Surely they must realise their dog can have a day off from a walk in this heat?
     
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  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    People need to walk their dogs first thing. Just need to get up v early.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    You have a three hour snooze in Malta from 1pm - 4pm. All that is happening here is people are wondering what adaptations they need to make. It will be dangerous during these hot days for people in Britain to carry on in exactly the same way.

    Talking that through isn’t a national character flaw.
     
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  14. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Even as a kid I hated zoos. I've always liked aquariums though. Maybe because fish aren't as cute and fluffy as some animals
     
  15. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    I’m not in Malta and all I was doing in my original post was making some personal observations about the British character and how some are over-reacting to a 48 hour spell of unusual weather.

    Nothing in my post criticised anybody specifically on this forum, so I’m bemused why you’ve insulted me in your reply. I find it quite hurtful tbh so I will leave this discussion. It’s for the best.

    Stay safe in the heat and all the best for the coming season.
     
  16. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Are you OK Malteser? That's most unlike you.
     
  17. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Get up earlier. I walked my dog at 530am today. Even then it was a shorter walk due to it being very warm still
     
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  18. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    24 degrees here in suffolk though even that early.
    Luckily we have a garden with shade and a doggie pool but they spent most of the day in the cold house
     
  19. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I'm afraid we've become a nation so obsessed with doom that even a nice sunny day is now regarded as a portent of impending disaster - not something to be enjoyed
     
  20. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  21. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Don't worry, I'm sure the sirens on top of Met Office HQ will sound the all clear soon.
     
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  23. Abdi

    Abdi Academy Graduate

    Closing windows and curtains when it's hot and sunny outside just sounds unbelievably miserable.
     
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  24. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Sometimes I think I might be a lot happier if I didnt read the news.
    Withdrew from more instant social media and just lived in the moment.
     
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  25. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    But it does mean the house is lovely and cool. Its only for a few days anyway.
     
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  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yeah. What do these southern europeans know ?
    How does that song go ? "Mad dogs and southern europeans, close their windows and curtains in the midday sun" ??
     
  27. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    It’s nearly 38 outside. Why would anyone want to sit in 38 degrees?
     
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  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Records broken. Over 40 degrees at Heathrow.
     
  29. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Currently in Greece. Instead of being happy to be away from the UK to get some sunshine, I’m happy to be away from the UK to get some air con.
     
  30. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Airports are often muggy hotspots too, with poor aircon.

    Pembrokeshire is very nice.
     
  31. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Raining in Cornwall apparently.
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  33. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Reservist

    I'm in Greece too! Beautiful pool, sea and air con.
     
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  34. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’m greased up.
     
  35. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Wife is now 40 weeks plus 5. Baby probably up around 8lbs now going off the last growth scan.

    She is not particularly good company at the minute.
     

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