Things you think are fantastic

Not at the same place...

Basically all Mexican food is great though

 

Gifs are fantastic
Black Labs are fantastic
Cake is fantastic

 

Pyro prat! Good doggy puts it out - Dogs are fantastic! The dogs in fact!

 

Squidgyness

 

Daddy issues

 

Insanely powerful showers! My new flat has easily the most powerful shower I have ever used and I love it. I hope this joy for getting remorselessly pummeled in the shower doesn't awaken anything in me

 

Having an extra 2 days off because some people have a great imaginantion.

 

Jesus. He died for our sins so that we could have everlasting life alongside the Lord God. Top man.

 

Jesus. He died so that we could have raisin baked goods.

 

Jesus. He died so I can have a chocolate egg that comes in a box shaped like a lorry.

 

Jesus. He died so I could wear a vest with a picture of Jesus on it to clubs in an ironic fashion

 

Jesus, he died just under 2000 years ago and people are still going on about him. Worse than the bloody Scousers and Hillsborough.

 

I think we should have a minutes silence for jesus on Monday and open another inquest against the Romans.

 

A late night after midnight food place that happens to have great fare (like a magical pizza slice or top notch falafel)

 

The Romans tried to cover it up IMHO.

 

Rumours of a resurrection and ascension to heaven put about by the tabloids. Disgusting. Justice for the Nazarene

 

Apparently, the CCTV coverage mysteriously disappeared.

 

Four witness statements all contain marked inconsistencies.

 

You sure it was only four? There is a fifth that would blow this whole thing wide open but it has been suppressed by those up high (not unlike wfcforums come to think of it!). You find the fifth you find the truth - even if it did come from a woman.

 

You're starting to sound like Jobr and Aflyn.

 

What gospels did they write?

 

Unless you're in London this country lacks decent late night food places other than dirty kebabs.

 

That's really too bad. I wrote that about Vancouver. Fantastic place!

 

As despicable as they are, it's one thing I genuinely look forward to when I'm planning a trip home. That, and proper bacon.

 

Their famous japadog stand closes before night time so you need to go during the day. But Vancouver people get so prissy about queueing next to drunk people at 11am. It's a touch act to balance

 

All that great meat in Texas and you look forward to a dirty piece of elephant leg. :dismay:

 

When you do a poo and there's hardly any wiping required. Thats always a bonus.

 

This means either you've not done a proper poo, or you're not wiping yourself properly.

 

Y'know when it's like a dry one so doesn't leave much behind? No? Just me?