Omegle

http://omegle.com/

you all gonna think im some sad loser but i am HOOKED on this!

 

You said it Whats worse, the kids having to go on there to make friends or the old men pretending to be kids making friends?

 

Gotta try this...

 

seems to have sprung up over night

terrible idea

 

Why would anyone want to use that?

The only practical use is to size up your next sexual assault targets.

 

Ok, I am stuck with a stoner from Amsterdam....

 

[WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. [The stranger can not see this message.]

 

lmao


apparently theres a load of people form sta on there, i met one and theres a fb group going.


atm i'm talking to someone whos apparently an 18yo female from australia who asked for my fb, i gave them a fake name and they're currently trawling through the results for a picture with a duck wearing a hat with a lazy eye, apparently they found him :O

 

It's a clan. St Albans.
Let's start one.
Wato?

 

OK, 427 'Orns to the best 10 lines of conversation. The weirder the better.

 

Stranger: whoa

You: I need help with my homework

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: and how i can help you?

You: Are you any good with fractions?

Stranger: i'm not good at english

Stranger: at all

Stranger: gl

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Whats 19 plus 1506

Stranger: 1525

You: sorry, i think you'll find the answer is: You're Gay

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Stranger: hello
You: Hi there!
Stranger: how're you?
You: Ive been better!
Stranger: oh, how come?
You: Just have had a rough month
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: well i hope all improves next month
You: Tell me about it!
You: Hopefully
Stranger:
You: i think im going to be evicted from where im living soon
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: oh dear
You: to top it all off!
You: im 27
Stranger: that's not so ad
You: female from london
Stranger: bad*
You: but im not there right now
You: what about you?
Stranger: i'm 22, m from sheffield
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Jade
Stranger: cool, I'm daniel
Stranger: whereabouts in london are you?
You: well im not there now
You: sorry the connection up here is really bad
Stranger: nice,
Stranger: i get it
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Stranger: My Dad hits me
You: You probably deserved it

 

This really isnt helping my revision....

 

I win

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Mooooo

Stranger: quack

You: woof

Stranger: ruff*

You: squeak

Stranger: baaah

You: hoot

Stranger: k

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Heeey.
You: Arlite
You: where you from
Stranger: Nevada.
You: ooh you're a yank are ya
You: Im english
You: i have some questions i need to ask
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: And what is a yank?
You: a yank is a word for american
Stranger: Oh. Haha okay.
Stranger: Anyways what are your questions.
You: are you all really obsessed with the english accent
Stranger: Yeah. It's so hot. Haha seriously.
You: What can i say
Stranger: ha.
You: and why the **** do you all think we all posh and ****
Stranger: What is posh?
You: Posh?
You: How can you not know what posh is?
You: Are you dumb seriously?
Stranger: Um no I'm not. You're kind of an asshole though..
You: I know, cant help it
You: Let me teach you about england
You: We only have a population of 2 million
Stranger: Uh yeah.
You: theres only a few counties
You: Theres london*****
You: *london*****
You: ****londonshire
You: *manchestershire
You: birmingshire
You: yorkshire
You: newcashire
You: I cant see why americans get so confused.
Stranger: Okay. What is posh?
You: How can you not know?
You: You stole OUR language but yet you dont know what posh means.
Stranger: I didn't steal your ****ing language.
You: Wow, I didnt know americans were actually this dumb.
You: Yes you did.
You: It's called ENGLISH
You: for ENGLAND
Stranger: You're ****ing dumb. Like seriouisly,.

You: How exactly?
You: Sorry you're taking so long, but are you slobbering over it because another McDonald's ad came on?
Stranger: I'm not fat. Thank you.
You: You're not fat by american standards, but over here you'd probably get stuck going up the escalator
You: And I love as soon as i mention mcdonalds, you reply quick
You: ...Spit it out
You: no and dont spit out your burger
Stranger: You're pathetic. Oh let's talk **** over the ****ing internet. Like really grow some ****ing balls. I'm not ****ing fat. Being 5'4" and weighting 98 pounds is NOT fat. Anywhere. And I didn't reply quickly because you said something about ****ing McDonald's. You obviously have no life if you can sit here on Omegle and talk **** to someone you don't even know. You're a pathetic piece of ****.
You: I'm sorry, but you're also on Omegle?
Stranger: Um yeah. Your point?
You: You cant say **** about me having no life
Stranger: Yes, I can.
Stranger: I can do whatever the **** I want. Great part of living in a free country. You ****ing jackass.
You: oh im sorry, is your inbred red neck family shagging eachother in the living room while you're shoved in the other room as you're too ugly, so you're sitting on omegle also?
Stranger: Okay. You're seriously ****ing ********. My family isn't redneck. Just because your tiny little English balls haven't dropped yet doesn't mean ****. Go **** your mom some more like England is so known for. IMBREAD. ****ing nasty ass.
You: imbread?
You: You cant even ****ing spell
You: Like your ******** country
Stranger: inbred*
You: you had to squeeze the word bread in there cos it reminds you of food
You: You ******.
Stranger: <a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/2l916qo.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>
Stranger: I am not fat. So **** off.
You: Eugh i am clicking on no link
You: Actually i wont **** off
Stranger: Go **** your momma.
You: Nah, your's will do
Stranger: I thought you hated Americans? My mom's hot, if you really want to.
You: I dont, i just hate the ignorance of the dumb *****.
Stranger: I'm not a dumb ****.
You: You dont know what posh is?
You: You didnt know what a yank is
You: you couldnt spell inbred?
Stranger: Because I don
Stranger: don
You: you cant even type
Stranger: dont speak your type of "slang" doesn't make me dumb.
You: Slang? How is the word Posh slanf
You: *slang
You: its one of the most simple words in the ENGLISH dictionary
Stranger: No. It isn't.
You: Yes it is you *******.
You: Who's more likely to know, and Englishman. Or some ******** American, from the country who stole our language and are still dumb enough to claim it as ours
Stranger: It's our language.
You: How the **** is it your language?
You: It's kind of self explanatory.
You: ENGLISH
You: ENG-lish
You: ENG-land
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I had a strange one!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Mooooo

You: quack

Stranger: woof

You: ruff*

Stranger: squeak

You: baaah

Stranger: hoot

You: k

I then disconnected!

 

OK I'm not the winner

 

Very good:sign15:

 

Had a few sla**ers wanting me to add them on facebook, well what can i say :biggrin:

 

give them all a fake name of the same guy.

 

Chris Catto. Ediburgh University graduate 1998

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sta?

You: Hello, I'm Bob, Male, 47

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:sign15: :naughty:

 

Here's my weirdest thus far...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i choose you pikachu!
You: Oi you I know where you live
Stranger: oi. where do i live?
Stranger: apparently you're from australia
Stranger: or england
You: You're in America
You: you're wrong
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: well gosh darn it. you've got the wrong answer. i am not in america
You: Don't lie to me son, i'm looking at you
Stranger: you must need glasses because i don't have a y chromosome

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Stranger: Hi
You: ....
Stranger: st a ?
Stranger: 14 boy Liverpool
You: Early 40's, single and i still live at home
Stranger: Ahhhhh
You: let me lure you in first im ever so sweet and gentle
Stranger: omg pi$$ of you peado
You: peado? its spelt pedo, i would know
Stranger: :O
Stranger: hahahaaaaaaaaaa
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I can't disclose the rest of the convo as against forum rules I think. But i'm having fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
Stranger: sick, so you're gay right?
You: I'm bisexual babes
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: im a horny girl
Stranger: u wanna talk on cam?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im worried
Stranger: why?
Stranger: asl?
You: your a bit full on
You: dont you agree?
Stranger: meaning what?
Stranger: sorry, i didn't mean to be "full on"
You: thanks ok lets take it slow
Stranger: ok, what are you up to?


Thats the way to start it off

 

To continue I went on with this, my camera wouldn't work but hers did. I swear Susan Boyle has turned blonde. I'll add some more lines to this convo.

Stranger: how do you disect a triangle?
You: stick my c*ck in the middle?
Stranger: hmm that's what i thought
Stranger: but the angles don't add up
You: true shout
You: describe yourself to me hun?
You: what you look like?
Stranger: i have a wet p*ssy
Stranger: blonde
Stranger: tanned legs
You: nice
You: my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
Stranger: yeah but
Stranger: you're a ****
You: You sound like a fiesty one sweetness
You: like it rough hun?
Stranger: you ****nig pervert, get a ****ing life.
You: I wish we were doing vector addition so we could go head-to-tail.
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The stuff before that is best kept of the forum...

 

This could get freaky


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya i'm 18 male horny and looking for other gay men to have cam to cam with me on msn
You: Hi big boy, i'm a 44 year old who ways 23 stone and has 6 fingers
You: still wanna chat to me?
You: *weighs
Stranger: yes
You: sweet
Stranger: your msn
You: whats that dude?
You: sounds like a disease
Stranger: so are you female
You: Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
Stranger: ?
You: i'm male

 

Should I be offended?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya i'm 18 male horny and looking for other gay men to have cam to cam with me on msn
You: Hi big boy, i'm a 44 year old who ways 23 stone and has 6 fingers
You: still wanna chat to me?
You: *weighs
Stranger: yes
You: sweet
Stranger: your msn
You: whats that dude?
You: sounds like a disease
Stranger: so are you female
You: Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
Stranger: ?
You: i'm male
Stranger: ***** youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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