Why MEN Are Better - The Defence!

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.


A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.


You can kill your own food.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Can anyone tell me why women like to buy so many shoes??




You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

(but you do if your mother is coming)

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Same work...more pay..


Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress -- £2,000. Suit rental - £75


If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.



You don't have to shave below your neck.




One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.


Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.



You don't get lost driving around central London

 

because you need different shoes for different occasions

 

Like Driving, And Shopping:]]:]]

 

i know a girl with 30 pairs of shoes can u honesly tell me thts needed?

 

Is she a centipede? if so then the answer is yes.

 

Didn't know you could have 500 different occasions

 

lmao!!!! :]] :]] :]]

 

i feel very out numbered where are all the women

 

Stalking Doris

 

I'll put my skirt on if it makes yuo feel more comfortable:]]

 

ashamed that you are the one representing them ;D;D

 

i have over 70 pairs!!!

 

no chance

 

but why wat honestly is the need for tht many shoes at most i cud understand 8 one for every day off the week and an extra pair in case but even thts a tad nuts

 

why do blokes need 3 pairs of shoes? surely we need beer shoes and work shoes or is that including a pair of trainers as well?

 

Lol helena, bad thing is that some of those points do actually make sense..

 

BIRD ALERT:rant::rant::rant:

 

Thats a lot of legs

 

they are in many different colours - to match my clothes and handbags, both work and casual clothes, then in many different heights so if i am wlaking a long way i will wear little heels, if i am not then i will wear high heels, then trainers, boots for the winter also in colours to match my clothes, shall i go on??

 

no please dont go on lol see thts wat hell wud be like to me just women exlpaining shoes on a constant loop

 

Yes please

 

lol!!

 

i think i have 3 or 4 pairs of shoes!!

school, carp ones for football, good en and some others i cant remember (probaly slippers!):]]

 

Then I think you can be confident you are not a woman. :]]

 

Men need two pairs of shoes; Black work ones and sneakers. All the rest are optional (and most men are jealous of anyone who can go to work in their sneakers).

I must be gay because I have 3 pairs of work shoes (two black and one brown), 2 pairs of sneakers and a pair of slippers. Oh yeah, and a pair of football boots.

Sheesh, that's what marriage does to you...

On the other hand, I only have two types of socks; grey ones for work and white ones for play. When I came over to the States I bought 30 pairs of each from tescos and still have about 15 pairs after 8 years. They are starting to die, though so I guess I need to do my 10 year clothes shopping spree soon.

 

i own 4 1 converse, 1 school shoes, trainers for sport, and footie boots no need for anytin else lol

 

1 Pair Of Decent trainers
1 Pair of K-Swiss that im soon buying
1 pair of old trainers for playing football

 

Two pairs of shoes for work. Also wearing them when going out - just polish them a bit before I go. Two pairs of trainers, one half decent pair and one for dog walking and a pair of wellies for dog walking and watching footie on a Sunday when it's muddy.

 

All 5 of those are absolutely true, excellent post!

 

Whats the prize? 100 orns?

 

Take 1000 away for being cheeky and cocky

 

Ha ha

 

or not

 

bull ****ing ****!!!!

 

i've asked this before yet got no answer. why is there a sudden surge in riddles and gender based jokes? theyre all crap.