You just KNOW you don't want me to behave...... However I have EXPLAINED the DATE thing and we have SEVERAL to go before I misbehave. So just don't try anything. I'm not that sort of boy. Foccacia? I may have meant that... (the bread sketch has been shamefully lifted from TDS) Which was which out of the boys, men and strange funny things? Warehouse. Why have you been FIGHTING? I hope you weren't FIGHTING with Away!
Warehouse was the man, the boys were the 2 under the age of 18 and the wierd things were the other 2!! You are so old fashioned - it is cute!! However I expect if I gave you enough ale to drink your values would soon be thrown out of the window. Now who is going to Sheffield United?
I'll be there to keep you warm, we will NOT LOSE as I will NOT allow it. But it is along way - I am driving!! and it is up north but then so is Watford to me!
Miss Faith. How PRECISELY am I going to get to Sheff in the middle of the week? You know I don't like cars and I don't DO coaches! I DID a coach to the semi last year and VDT was all but EXPUNGED!!!!! That is the last time Osopher does the TRAVEL. Take Warehouse and one or two other CLOTS. But make sure they don't start FIGHTING!
Dont know, you could always ride your bike? Mr warehouse is already coming with me, as is Mr Webster, and is Wilf, the man you werent very nice to at Scunny
I am not VERY NICE to pretty much everyone. Anyway. He is a CLOT. Why do you keep wanting me to go to NORVERN CLIMES with you and a bunch of children? I have explained about these things. Now I am lost. This is a Sheff WEDNESDAY fred. We've been there.
He doesnt delete his own posts though Liz does it so you all hate him. Well why start a new thread for Sheff U? Yes but if you come then i dont feel so old with all the kids around!
Home or away? Home I will be in MY home watching it on the TV, away I will be there, although hopefully a BIT more sober than Charlton away last year!!
I do not go to home games, especially ones that are on telly. Only complete goons and friendless wastrels go to matches that they could watch on telly at home, or in the pub where it's warm. I do not delete other people's posts either. I am a benevolent God.
yes you do, you were at Plymouth at home. I saw you. and yes you do cos you think it is funny! and No you are not a God, RTC and Cudey wudey are the only gods around here.
I PLAN to go to Charlton. I will be partaking of FINE ALES in or around the West End with a like minded gentleman (provided he gets a PASS). Hang on. This is STILL the Sheff WED fred............ We are going to get SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOLD OFF for this.
I went to Plymouth at home so I could have a drink with Nobby (the manager of the Brown Bear who, according to your self-censoring friend, I don't know), Scotch Jim (who didn't turn up) and The Tramp Who Lives Upstairs at The Brown Bear. I watched about 15 minutes in total and then retired to the Tavern for cuddles and conversation with two people I don't know, one of whom looks exactly like Heston Blumenthal. Thou shalt not worship false Gods.
I was in the very cold bar behind the Rookery stand, expecting to see certain individuals of a banned persuasion. They have tellys back there, so you can watch the results of real football matches. I was there while TTWLUATBB was looking for yellow tat in the club shop, to foist on his poor nephews in the West Clundy. Those poor kids must dread opening their presents to find some tacky bit of yellow nylon garbage rather than a bit of gear from a professional football club like Arsenal or Munich.
If you had told me she was a cuddly blonde I would have voted for her. I went to Hillsborough. Some BURD talked me into it. I am NOT going to anymore NORVERN HELLHOLES though, whether dry slaps are being handed out or not.
Okay, I enjoyed it. After I got over the paranoia, panic attacks, palpitations, two bob bits etc etc. I am still not going UP NORF again. I am only going to Charlton because my drinking buddy is going. I MIGHT do Plymuff away as I know a couple of people down that way and Swipsitch since it is in the C**Try.
I am also going to HUll, with my friend Garth who likes to take pictures of shops that used to be football grounds. He has the smallest bladder in the entire animal kingdom.
I suppose I could go to Ull. It is not far from the C**Try although it does SMACK of being UP NORF to me. Are there any good pubs in Ull?
I will be going to Hull, and Ipswich, and I will be going to Plymouth as well and staying with referred to Blonde's mum for the weekend - now THAT will be a fun weekend!!
I have just looked. It is an AWFULLY LONG WAY from the C**Try to Plymuff. Despite the FACT it is going to be "SUCH FUN" (sic), I may give it a miss. I don't believe in putting myself out.
well yes - Plymouth is an awfully long way for me and I live on the south coast!! That is why I am making a weekend of it!
So Plymuff fills two out of three RTC criteria for staying at home and drinking cider? That will do NICELY. Finished your work?
I went with Garth to Plymuff in 1990. As we were walking back down the hill towards the station, a lass rode past us on a bike, who was not wearing a brassiere. I suspect it was the first pair of women's bits Garth had ever seen (and quite possibly the last) as he continues to talk about it to this day. I've seen loads of women's bits, me.
yeah right, I have decided I DONT like you any more I am NOT an UTTER ****. No I have already resigned myself to working until midnight again
Well no as we will not be getting too close as it will only be our first date remember! So you going to go to sheff weds next year? assuming we are in the same divsion as them?
Good. I couldn't really be bothered You just remember to keep your hands to yourself. Why the HELL would I want to go there AGAIN? This time I panicked BIG TIME and the time before that I could have DIED!!!! Plus it is UP NORF etc..............
