What rumours would you like to see in the January window?

I am sure the Pozzos have a good plan for bringing more top class soccerballers to the Vic. With this safely assured we can get on with the enjoyable business of wild speculation which is of course the real purpose of the transfer window and 'deadline day'.

I'm hoping for a wide range of rumours and a few wildcards that go right down to the wire. I'm less interested in whether or not they sign, more that the tension is kept high. Was that Diego Perrotti at spotted at London Gateway services? Why has Antonio Di Natale's mother chose this particular weekend to book tickets to see 'Cats'? I want mad speculation each day in January that I can read calm in the knowledge that it will be of no consequence and that our heroes continued wellbeing is assured.

So what are your hopes and dreams for the January window?

 

Josh McEachran.

Minimum appearances clause.

 

Adebayor spotted in Watford Poundland.

 

I d like to see a REMASTER of the Tommy Smith thread . Coming back as player/U21 coach to replace Kewell because he's Australian.

 

Narrch wanting to buy Dyer off us. That would be funny.

 

This could happen.

 

We definitely need a Perrotti figure. Maybe Perrotti?

 

RIco Henry

Townsend? Is he still a ****?

McGeady on loan? Is he still a ****?

Patrick Roberts on loan from Man City

Personally I wouldn't mind seeing us go for Zac Clough or Demari Gray if the price was right.

Frazier Campbell on loan as a bench option?

 

Haivis Veste

 

Would prefer Costa's vest (or was it a bib)

 

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I'd avoid McGeady at all costs. Steven Naismith however wouldn't be a bad signing.

 

Could happen. Recently on fire in the lower Swedish leagues. Literally. He accidentally set fire to his team's clubhouse following an unfortunate incident with some Lingonberry Schnapps.

 

Can we now afford Barry Hayles?

 

We need to be linked to a high quality but reluctant left back.

 

Living the dream.

 

No chance. His care home bills must be massive.

 

Someone really shyte and underwhelming so everyone goes nuts over it and then when they turn out to be ok I can dig up a thread of people slating a player before kicking a ball.

 

Steve McNulty.

 

Even more so when I saw 'Young boy found at bottom of Cliff'

 

I preferred the cheerier story "Young boy rescued after being found stuck half way up cliff"

 

Any more of these and I'll have to start drafting legal disclaimers.

I am calling a moratorium on Cliff jokes.

 

News just in:

Steven Ireland was snapped last night drunkenly throwing chips into the town pond and then diving in to get them.

Make of that what you will...

 

Like to see someone in the mould of southamptons Mane. An irritating little **** who is difficult to defend against. Thought he was very good against us and luckily went off injured.

Just something bit different up front if required.

 

We need rumours about...

A skillful & pacy Perotti-style, Perotti-quality winger (how about Perotti?)
Striker (cover)
LB (cover)
Goalkeeper (cover)


...because that's what we need

 

Vydra's loan hasn't quite worked out - maybe more financially viable to recall him, forfeiting the loan fees, than buying somebody (untested) else in?

 

Because Adebeyor is untested

 

Vydra's pace and finishing could have helped kill the game yesterday. Unfortunately his attitude stinks and Quique doesn't want him in the squad.

 

he's done his time on the naughty step; by Jan, 16 weeks, 1 week for every goal he scored last season!!!

 

Yeah, he's working there. He's getting fed up with people asking him how much things are though, so we could probably still get him if the offer's right.

 

Would have been nice to have a new rumour today. I hope we get at least one new rumour a day through January.

 

Collins John

 

Ayoze Perez - 15 million please.

 

**** off haha, the guy is garbage.

 

Great player - scores goals when he plays just needs to be in a better team.