What Is better for you Wine or Water ?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by jobr, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each
    day, at the end of the year, we will have absorbed more than one kilogram
    of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria which is found in faeces. In other
    words, we are consuming one kilogram of poop!
    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka,
    beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go through a distillation
    process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.

    Thus, one must conclude that it is better to drink wine and talk ****, than
    to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this
    valuable Information. I am doing it as a public service.

    ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
     
  2. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    i will be prepared to put my life at risk for the sake of science..and drink wine for a year!
     
  3. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    I can conclude that wine is not all that it is cracked up to be. On very special occasions, I have been known to down a pint of wine and it seems to make me a lot more ill both ends that what water does:)

    I think each glass of water you drink has been through something like 7 people (ovbiously cleaned up each time!)or something very similar to that anyway
     
  4. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    even Evian?

    :]]
     
  5. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I have just had a glass of wine and think I had better have another. :)
     
  6. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    i decided to not have the wine this evening, having a nice pint of bitter instead!
     
  7. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Not had a drink in the house still this year :)

    The Halo has now slipped three times at football though and will do again for the Semi Final.
     
  8. davidnewtonwfc

    davidnewtonwfc Reservist

    What if you were to boil your water, put it through a filter (like a brita one), then possibly re-boil and refridgerate your water, would that not purify it further?
     
  9. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    We used to have one of those poxy brita water filters and christ knows what it does to your tap water but it sure tasted different afterwards, infact it tasted like sh*t. :rant:
     
  10. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Louis Roeder cristal?
     
  11. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    more like a Stella and a pasty!
     
  12. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    Not bad since we produce about 260kg of "poop" each year.
     
  13. Edstannard

    Edstannard Reservist

    except some people i know, who produce so much more just by opening thier mouths!

    All i'm gonna say is that just cause your brothers friends uncle once drove past manchester and liked the look of it and thats why you support them despite not knowing where the place is doesnt exempt you from gloryhunter status! Sorry, bit of a tiff with someone recently!

    :rant: :rant:
     

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