West Ham tablecloths - suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - GBP4.99 West Ham videos - All the highlights from the last 20 years action . This 10 minute video , including lots of re-runs , is a perfect gift for any fan - GBP12.99 West Ham banner - Comes complete with interchangeable slogans Eg " Roeder OUT " , " Pardew OUT " , " Let me out " etc - GBP15.00 West Ham condoms - Come in sizes from " Little Hero " to " Big Dowie " , Ideal for the pr1cks on the Bobby Moore Stand - GBP0.75 for life times supply West Ham bra - One for the ladies. This Bra , in team colours , comes with good support but no cups - GBP14.99 West Ham ' Ladies ' towels - The ' Matthew Upson ' sanitary towel , complete with instructions , " In for a week , out for a month " - GBP1.00 each West Ham keepers glove - A must for any fan at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal - GBP 8.99 West Ham league directory - An item for the more discerning fan , This quality publication gives detailed directions to every ' Nationwide ' league ground in the country . A snip at just GBP25.00 West Ham lipstick - As worn by the players . Ideal for kissing goodbye to the premier league - GBP0.99 each :]]
