I sold 1,000 boxes of kleenex tissues after the match yesterday, making a very nice profit. End of blog.
While you were doing that Paddy, I was half way up the M25 to get ready to go to the cinema with my Missus! Hopefully you'll be distributing kleenex to the Naaaaarch fans come Tuesday at 21:35! You Ornsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
