Went Swimming, Just about to get into the pool, there was a Jamaican life-gaurd, i asked him, "hows the water today? and he said "it lukeworm" So i jumped in and shouted "THIS IS FREEZING!!!! I thought you said its lukeworm" and he replyed "yeh, it looked warm to me!" saw my mate when i got out aswell, he said "i've decided i want to be in the hoozarse", but didnt say who's arse he wanted to be in though
I think not, my comical genius lit up coach 4 on the way to plymouth like a torch in a cave. Scarecrow joke is clearly better than your one.
Hot and Cold Sex Subject: Hot and Cold Sex After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty." After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh, that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."
