This season's Boo Boy

This season I'm going to employ a multi-target booing system. It will be aimed primarily at people in the Rookery who don't sing. Once I've booed them into submission the intention will be to expand the target to other areas.

Listen out for me. BOOOOOOOOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

I thought it was a great move by the club to introduce a celebrity boo boy during half time. Introduce Moeen Ali, a top notch bona fide England hero, and then announce he was there to support Liverpool. I managed to get my booing out of my system and receive a stern rebuke from Emma Saunders to boot. Result.

 

I can't see past Eddie Howe as our top boo-boy this season.

 

You booed Moeen Ali? You should be ashamed of yourself. Even if he supported L***n or Muff I could never do that.

 

If gray starts and doesn't score tonight you'll be able to hear my booooooo on mars.

 

I won't be on Mars until I go there for the draw of the next round of the Carabao Cup.

 

Two games! You're an incredibly generous man.

I share your concerns, that hoof over the bar on saturday reeked of conspiracy. Unless he turns it on tonight -and I'm talking a brace minimum - that's it for me. He can take his dreadful tats and **** right off.

I will be conveying these feelings via the medium of BOO.

 

This race just got blown wide open

 

Think you could take your pick after tonight.

 

It's up for grabs now

 

A helpful guide for those sturggling:

- Mariappa has shot himself to the top however he's likeable and very 'Watford', so is an unlikely target.

- Deeney has pushed himself into the running.

- Holebas has put himself in contention, but is unlikely to win over the neutrals for boo boy king.

- Capoue is a very likely winner after tonight.

- Amrabat still favourite due to being (stupidly) subbed at half time.

BOOOOOOOO

 

The only pushing Deeney does is on the toilet every morning.

 

Yep take your pick.

Amrabat moves back up the charts. Slows the play down, can't beat his man, yadda yadda. I heard plenty of disgruntled moaning in and around my seating area.

Holebas, great first half performance but tailed off in the second half. Gave some silly free kicks and the sending of surely pushes him right up the charts. The couple sitting next to me shouted out 'never come back Holebas'

A new entry for Troy Deeney. Lack lustre display, stood rooted to the spot for 90 minutes.

Ben Watson, slow and ponderous, backwards pass, sideways passing. Negative play.

Gomes. Yep, the best keeper we've had for years got moaned at for conceding their first.

Capoue, has his own chant, he scored but he got booked for making a needless tackle.

 

Snap, just posted the same

 

Its Amrabat, anything good he does is overlooked and anything bad he does is amplified. Richarlison did a greedy shot at Bournemouth then air kicked the follow up. If Amrabat did that, any least half the support would be livid fuming mental raging.

 

just changed my vote to gray.

Nothing about this guy is Watford. I hate him and want him out of our club asap. He's not even a loveable rogue like deeney/king. He's just a rotten ****.

 

Odds required.

I'm offering 6/4 against the 'bat, 9/4 Capoue and you can still get 33s on the Deen.

Special odds on request for the field without Amrabat, or to get more than 3 booed matches.

 

I'm going to make sure you eat those words, every time Gray bags for us

 

The excitement of this bet is it could really be any of them!

 

I'm going to starve to death then!

He'll NEVER score.

 

It what universe is King a lovable rogue?

 

scoring goals = lovable

I'll fellate gray on the penalty spot if he bags a hattrick this weekend. Football fans are fickle....

 

Don't get the Gray thing at all. Has put in a shift so far in his various cameos and with an assist too. He'll be bagging them a-plenty for us soon enough. And the fact he's an ex-Scumbag will only wind them up even more when he starts firing. Excellent. And you've got to have respect for a geezer that has the bottle to wander about the place like an easel advertising a tatt. studio.

On another note entirely, I'd pay good money to be 'sternly rebuked' by Emma Saunders.

 

It's impossible to see past the Sainted Eddie:his halo blinds you if you dare to view!

 

For some reason I suspect he'd rather you didn't do that

 

Include me in on that please, think I was the first Gray vote, go back to my earlier thread for the reasons. That said would me more than happy to be wrong but have a nasty feeling I won't be.

No sexual acts on offer to you or him though.

If you'd met me you would count this as a result.

 

I'm more into spread betting . What's the The Player Boo Minutes of Amrabat ?